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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    "It's erotica, not porn. But it nevertheless uses vocabulary and describes activities of a sort that readers of The New York Times are usually shielded from."


    And this is why the Times is going broke.

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    On the whole, if rich white people are writing about erotic and not exotic subjects, I think we have made some progress.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    I can't get over her shitty jeans line that my mom wore.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @Mama Penguino: Your Mom???? Jesus, everyone here is so young. Her jeans made my 9th grade ass perfection back in '79. Love her.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/18/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Woot, 1965 in da house!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: That's right, I'm an old bitch. I also responded very belatedly to your message since I never checked my message page before. See...old and techno-illiterate.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/18/09

    @gladys_kravitz: I was born in 1965 too; you are not old if I'm not!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: We are well-oiled machines!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Hold on there, granny. I'm not THAT young, but in 1979, I was wearing button-fly 501s.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    06/18/09

    @gladys_kravitz: that brought up an image, I confess.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @Mama Penguino: So your Mom was just up on the trends. I thought she might be my age and you're 23 because I feel like everyone here is a kid. I loved my 501's but only in the summer as cut offs.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @daveyjonesisdead: I hope it was a good one. Give your screen name I think you may also be one of the elderly commenters? Oh, how I loved Davey Jones. Not quite as much as David Cassidy, but close.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Given. Can't type.
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    Image of DeliberatelyVague DeliberatelyVague
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: representing 1961 here! you and gladys are positively youthful.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @DeliberatelyVague: Oh, yes, the kitten heels were a very important element. I also distinctly remember a few pairs of Candie's slides and my mother telling me I looked like a "street walker". In retrospect she was right.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    Here is Doc Johnson's Vanderbilt Collection, plus a photo of Gloria with 4 men!


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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/18/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    (the vase was actually cast from her rectum)

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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    I thought I was the only one who got spanked with a Mason-Pearson.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/18/09

    @TableNine: T9, you are so full of it. What was all that "glory of the human hand" nonsense the other night then?
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: I think you misinterpreted what I said the other night, I was talking about fisting. When it comes to light discipline, the M-P is king. Being enthusiastically abused with a $120 hairbrush is a "serious matter" indeed.


    @daveyjonesisdead: bless.


    @TouchedByAnOctopus: or a curling iron.

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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    Polite society will never look at "finger bowls" the same way again.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/18/09

    In reply to Gloria Vanderbilt Book Features Spanking, But Not Unicorn Sex
    I thought the implication here is that AC is not actually half-unicorn, as was previously suspected.
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    Image of unfriended unfriended
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Only one other person seems to have noticed that the cow has horns. It's a bull. It's a boy cow. And it's not getting its teat sucked.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02/24/09

    @unfriended:


    Maybe that guy represents Key West.

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Light bulbs don't even get hot enough to turn on my Easy Bake Oven. Howell, you prig.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Those people at the NYTimes have a dirty mind cuz I totally didn't see anything in the first two. The third was/is kind of creepy though.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    I'm so turned-on right now.

    (But slightly less turned-on than I was before looking at those illustrations.)
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    Image of AuntPeniston AuntPeniston
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Violent war imagery? Great! Something which may suggest part of the human anatomy? An abomination!
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    02/24/09

    @AuntPeniston: Breasts: Fucking Disgusting
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    Image of AuntPeniston AuntPeniston
    02/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes, let us suckle our young on the sweet teat of armed combat instead.
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    Image of dado dado
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Number 2 must have been for the Jeremy Piven article.
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    Image of KentuckyBabe KentuckyBabe
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Teat sucking? Looks more like dick sucking... there's onlye one florida. It'd be teats if there were 4 floridas.
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    Image of TwiceShy TwiceShy
    02/24/09

    @KentuckyBabe: Yeah, that's a bull not a cow.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/24/09

    In reply to Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times
    Now I have the urge to softly kiss a lit light bulb, masturbate like an ice machine, and suck off a cow.
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    Image of blix blix
    02/24/09

    @BadUncle: I just call that Tuesday.
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