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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
11/24/09

In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
Bust out the olive oil... nude wrestling in the park!
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Kaiser-Machead
11/24/09

In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
But in NYC, you really don't want to do that. With all the fucked up, grab-happy people slithering around the cityscape, maybe a shirt is not such a bad idea.
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Niko Bellic
11/24/09

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the only things ladies cannot legally do topless

In New York state, men and women have equal rights. Therefore, there is not a single law that specifies that something can be done by men, but cannot be done by women.
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allyzay
11/24/09

@Niko Bellic: Yeah, maybe this lady should get a different lawyer for future legal problems because it sounds like she won him in a Cracker Jacks box, based on the statements he's making.
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Magister
11/24/09

In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
In some states, the statute is written to say pubic hair which though I know of no one who has tried, but theoretically a shaven person would be within the law and I can think of one place, where it's only illegal to ride a motorcycle without a shirt.
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BadUncle
11/24/09

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Now starts the trend of old hippie men shirt-cocking in public parks.
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BettyCrocker
11/24/09

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So when I see Carrie Prejean astride one of the chrome eagles of the Chrysler Building, arms aloft, shirt open, waiting for Satan's Wind to take her ta-tas on the wing, I shouldn't call the cops? Because I know a few who would like to see that.
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momof3wildkids
11/24/09

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Generally, I find that the people who want to run around naked are the ones who should have the maximum amount of clothes on them.
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johnny_carsick
11/24/09

@momof3wildkids: Wholeheartedly seconded. Especially those nekkid protest/marches they have in Berkeley about whatever cause du jour.

*Shudders*
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
11/24/09

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[C]ase law protects mere nude physical activity — like calisthenics and ball-playing — from lewdness charges.

Someone needs to explain this to the transit cop on the F train. I just wanted to loosen the old hammies. It's not my fault the lady behind me got offended by the "full-on turkey neck" (as the judge described it).
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TheMac
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
I don't find Andrea Peyser particularly racist; just annoying, presumptuous, and judgmental in the way some white people can be when talking about non-white people. I mean, it's simplification to suggest that any one thing a parent did led to their child being dangerous (and ultimately dead), but I think- black or white- we can all agree this woman was a shitty parent and at least is partially responsible for her son's fate.

And I also don't think it's ridiculous to suggest people who live in the effing ghetto adjust to more strict standards for how they bring up their children, especially if they feel that negative influences are literally everywhere.

And I'm sorry, is the lack of present fathers (or father-figures) in the lower-class black community some kind of secret? I've had people straight ask me to my face if I had a father, for no other reason than that I'm black...
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A Message To Rudy
11/23/09

@TheMac: Thank you, I think you nailed it. It's that basic assumption that, well, this is what worked for me (assuming it did work for her) so you should do it too. "I didn't have to go to college to be a success so why should you?" "I went to college and you should buckle down and do the same or else you won't succeed in this society." Everybody's got a line on how life should be run.
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JudyPaceFace
11/23/09

@TheMac:
If you don't find her racist, I shudder at what you DO consider racist. Do you also think all black kids should be shackled?
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TheMac
11/24/09

@JudyPaceFace: If so, would I have to shackle myself? Or could someone else be servicey?

#tips
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A Pimp Named DaveR
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Is this the sequel to "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"?
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plasticene
11/23/09

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Is it racist every time you say anything about a person of color? Just asking.
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ShanghaiLil
11/23/09

@plasticene: Yes. Remember that for the future or we will cut you.
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topsy
11/23/09

@plasticene: Maybe you folks should spend a bit more time talking about each other. Sarah Palin's daughter developed a early taste for dick and her baby daddy isn't in the picture. Discuss.
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A Message To Rudy
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
You can clearly read it in that cat's eyes: Please, for the love of God, someone get me the hell out of here. This bitch is crazy.
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scroll_lock
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Sneak peek at Peyser's column tomorrow:
"Idi Amin was a black father of something like, I don't know- 40 or so children who were also black. They were really dark black, too. You know the kind- not like the tokens in the Ralph Lauren ads. You don't see anyone popping a cap in Idi Amin's kids. So it *can* be done, black dads. Step up to the plate."
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topsy
11/23/09

@scroll_lock: And on the other hand, Adolph Hitler didn't have any kids. See how responsible white people are.
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Swifter
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
JA in five years.
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scroll_lock
11/23/09

In reply to Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Yeah, because Johnny Depp wants to hit that dried up walking overbite. He'll be crushed.
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