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A Pimp Named DaveR
04/28/09

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Subway has "a few folks we work with in Hollywood who we consider our secret weapons." He declined to name them, "because we prefer that they remain secret."

I'm guessing that one of them is the guy from Chuck.

I'm guessing that one of them is Wendy Farrington.
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Arceus
04/28/09

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Who really holds a sandwich on their forearm like that? Must've been pushed by the Subway rep who was present at the shooting of the episode. "Yeah, make sure he holds it stretched out on his forearm, because everybody knows a person's forearm is exactly the same length as their foot, and the sandwich is called a Footlong, hello metaphor! This is NBC so we really need to spell this shit out."
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Dave J.
04/28/09

@Arceus: He's holding it the way some dads cradle a newborn ("football style" is what the parenting books call it), perhaps as a way of getting women-with-ticking-biological-clocks to associate Subway with having kids. Genius!
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Macloserboy
04/28/09

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Sorry, but this pales in comparison to the McFlurrie episode of 30 Rock.
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naugahydeinplainsight
04/28/09

@Macloserboy: Though 30 Rock got no money from McD's, they say. [nymag.com]

My "favorite" product placements are from the early seasons of TNT's The Closer which had cast members displaying packages of Keebler cookies with the same obviousness as shown on Chuck. That stopped, finally.
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boozeshaman
04/28/09

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I went to high school with the dude that plays "Chuck." He was that guy that interrupts class to sing a "silly song" he made up: nauseating. Nobody liked him then either. To see guys like that find "success" produces the same feeling that permeated the nation under Bush. I guess it's no surprise that retards with ambition can convince corporations to throw money at them. Maybe he'll be at the reunion in a helicopter?
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iplaudius
04/28/09

@boozeshaman: He seems like such a fun guy. Ah, well.
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bytememehard
04/28/09

@boozeshaman: Envious much? Maybe you'll be at the reunion in a douchebag.
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boozeshaman
04/28/09

@bytememehard: You hurt my feelings.
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limber
04/28/09

@boozeshaman: Seriously? "Nobody liked him in high school" isn't really an insult, unless high school was actually the best time of your life.
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bytememehard
04/28/09

@boozeshaman: Sorry. I guess you're so used to being hugely popular and loved by all you haven't built up the immunity to being rejected that it takes to make it in show biz -- hence, you're a well-liked nobody and he's a rich celeb.
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bytememehard
04/28/09

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They should start selling sammiches made with ground chuck.
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blix
04/28/09

@bytememehard: Cross-pollinate. For a limited time only, Chuck sandwiches on the House.
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TableNine
04/28/09

@blix: Or save multiple floundering shows at once. Try our Medium, Heroes! They're a healthy choice for anyone into Parks and Recreation.
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blix
04/28/09

@TableNine: Triple play well done.
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Botswana Meat Commission FC
04/28/09

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I once read that Subway now has more franchises than McDonald's. That's a lot of sales of shitty food!

I hope all eight of those "Chuck" fans are hungry...
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Barry Petchesky
04/28/09

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Yes, I'm sure all the South Asian folks with not-so-great English skills who work at NY area Subways will be quite supportive of your Save Chuckery.
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TableNine
04/28/09

@Harry Pelotas: Don't you have more important things to do than post on Gawker, Mr. Vice President?
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bytememehard
04/28/09

@TableNine: Like what, frinstance?
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TableNine
04/28/09

@bytememehard: Well played.
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