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    Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    This is like the time Mariah Carey appeared in Glitter and her career was found lifeless in the gutter.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    I thought he died playing Craps? Oh wait, that was Elvis.
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: ha!
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: I will use this joke. Thank you.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I'm good for like one, maybe two funnies a week.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    The question is: how do we entice Danny Bonaduce into such dangerous gunplay?
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: Tell him it'll get him on the teevee.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: And dangle a dollar bill from the camera.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    When I lived in Syria, one of the VPs was arrested on corruption charges. He committed by shooting himself in the head. Four times.
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    12/18/08

    @Mediahohoho: committed suicide, that is.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    It is also eerily reminiscent of the time Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman tripped and fell repeatedly on O.J.'s big ol' knife.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    This is like the time President Kennedy was cleaning his gun and it suddenly went off.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    Do you guys remember when Elliott Smith supposedly committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest? I didn't believe that, either.
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    12/18/08

    @CodePink: Twice in the chest. With a kitchen knife, no less.
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    12/18/08

    @hortense: that was so sad. I remember going to the vigil in Thompkins Square Park but it was during this punk festival and so we were sitting around candles, and there was this awful death metaly punk band playing, and I thought: hmm, Elliott might have actually sort of dug this.
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    12/18/08

    @CodePink: ...

    twice in the chest...with his girlfriend "in the bathroom"...with her fingerprints on the weapon...because she pulled out the knife....


    I'm just surprised they declared it a suicide so quickly. If I was found with a dead guy and a knife in my hand, I'd be worried.

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    12/30/08

    @Daveed: Jennifer Cheeba (spelling?) yup. Sketch.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    In other news, the Pope is Catholic, poop is malodorous, and water, it is wet.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: "poop is malodorous,"


    Thank you for my quote of the day.

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    12/18/08

    @Mount_Prion: That fact was reinforced at 7 a.m. when I stepped in dog shit while taking my dog out to shit.


    I enjoy your prion, by the way. I'm more of a DNA repair protein kind of guy, but it's still nifty.

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: Mmmm...so this one time, I'm walking in the subway, and I step in some dog shit.


    Then I remember that dogs don't take the subway! But homeless people do! Wooooo!

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    @Sarcastro: Water - not necessarily wet when it's dry ice.
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: Dry ice isn't water; 'tis solid carbon dioxide.*


    *this fact brought to you by Sarcastro, America's finest pedantic wanker

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    12/18/08

    @Mount_Prion: In Pittsburgh, a friend has a business which requires him to rent a large garage in a seedy warehouse district.


    One morning, he discovered a massive coil of fecal matter that, judging by its size, couldn't have been canine. He named it "Bruce Jackson."

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: Did you have a semi-solid alibi for the night in question?
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: I did, but it was offal.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: What a waste.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: No shit.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I just wish you had the intestinal fortitude to admit when you've erred, instead of this smear campaign.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I shall think of you each time I loiter at the butcher counter


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    @scroll_lock: Well, the truth, these days, is an endangered feces.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: That's like a Platonic-World-of-the-Forms poop. Idealer than ideal.


    Or it could be sausage. Which is also good.

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: That's fissure.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: Correctum.
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