Just waited to cross Broadway/5th Ave. at 23rd St. with Academy Award Winner Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was riding a bike (without a helmet!). He rode into the park and waited in line for the Shake Shack with two younger women, chatted and looked friendly. Taller than I imagined, looking scruffy but good.
My fiancé got banned from Magnolia Bakery. He's not Alec Baldwin. He just yelled at the cupcake bouncer that he had never seen such a fucking mess before in his life, and was told never to come back. We have no intention of doing so.
#10: Expensive sports cars with handicapped placards. It was a funny joke in "LA Story" but in real life if you can eel yourself behind the wheel of that Boxster, you ain't that handicapped.
Sometimes Crime And Punishment is the only thing that's as long as the commute. As for "cool beans," even saying it ironically—perhaps even moreso then—is a pissable offense.
Serious question: what's wrong with Murray Hill? Stayed there last time I was NYC and it seemed perfectly pleasant, sort of quiet yet still centrally located... Do I have to pretend I lodged elsewhere next time somebody asks?
@ejcsanfran: Where to start, where to start. Murray Hill is overrun with parentally funded 20-somethings. They go to bars such as the Joshua Tree and get really excited when Brown Eyed Girl comes on the juke box. They've never been anywhere, nor done anything, even remotely interesting, yet for some reason they just can't get off of their Blackberries. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
I'd like to humbly suggest that if a single person does three or more of the things on this list, the dog can bump it up a notch and shit on him/her/them.
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Just waited to cross Broadway/5th Ave. at 23rd St. with Academy Award Winner Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was riding a bike (without a helmet!). He rode into the park and waited in line for the Shake Shack with two younger women, chatted and looked friendly. Taller than I imagined, looking scruffy but good.
#stalker #philipseymourhoffman #shakeshack
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Let's add people who make out in public in confined spaces, like the train or the bus. Hey, I didn't sign up for this threesome.
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#10: Expensive sports cars with handicapped placards. It was a funny joke in "LA Story" but in real life if you can eel yourself behind the wheel of that Boxster, you ain't that handicapped.
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Didn't any of you remember Baz Lurhman when he said "Live in New York once, but leave before it makes you hard..."
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Also, maybe if Baz Luhrman had been hard, he wouldn't have made "Australia".
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- Subway Riders with Fancy Books
Let's just cut the explanatory defense and encourage dogs to piss on hipsters.
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