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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    That's funny, because I thought I saw the ol' Maverick gettin' all mavericky with my girl.



    Yeah and I'm never gonna believe Seth again when he tells me "Don't worry, I 'll keep an eye on dat playa for ya."
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman: Oh man, Seth is looking mighty fine up in there.
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman:


    Fear not, AA. Look at her averted eyes and retracted lips. She's barely controlling her gag reflex.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Whew!
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    That Mickey Rourke item reads like the libretto of a Great Irish Opera. I can't bring myself to click the link for fear I'll be disappointed.
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    11/03/08

    @crotchety: Exactly. Make up your own backstory, throw in a few pints of Guinness and picture the brawl in The Quiet Man.
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    11/03/08

    @crotchety:


    Mickey Rourke never disappoints...he's a fabulous bucket of crazy, like all the truly great movie stars.
    The mess he has allowed his visage to become is depressing, but luckily he's still got all his acting marbles.

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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    sarah palin back to skinning moose and judge beauty pageant in this week
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    11/03/08

    @Your Friend in Finland: Your lips to God's ears, as my grandmother used to say. Tell everyone in Finland to keep their fingers crossed.
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    11/03/08

    @BookishLookish: my grandma used to say that, too. she also said, "leopards don't change their spots," which i have quoted often these past months
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    11/03/08

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: That's a classic.

    I miss my two grands.
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    The person Mickey Rourke should focus on killing is the charlatan who butchered his formerly wonderful face with hideous plastic surgery. I'll drive the getaway car.


    And a Phoenix acting weird? Doesn't add up.

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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:


    See: Jocelyn Wildenstein.


    Whenever I see those crimes of plastic surgery, I always think: "Hello everyyyy-body... I'm Doctor Nick!".


    And I always defer to legendary underground Australian band, TISM (This Is Serious, Mum), on all matters Phoenix...


    [au]

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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock: I'm totally plastic surgery-free, which isn't necessarily a good thing. BUT LOOK AT THESE ABS!!! Oooh. It hurts to clench like that.
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman:


    Joe six-pack - is that you?

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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman: Wow, I put my eye out bouncing a quarter on your twelve pack!
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: No dear, YOU see Jocelyn Wildenstein. I'll run amok screaming down the street if I have to look at her nutjob visage again.
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:


    A twelve-pack? What the hell is he? A lizard?

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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:


    C'mon Scrolly... RRrrrrrrowwwwww. Whiskaz styling iz nice.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: He worked it so hard his six-pack was forced to subdivide.
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Another one who rooned his face:


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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock: It looks like an aged Specer Pratt.
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:


    Does that make a keg?

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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:


    ARGH. My eyes. Why do these people do it to themselves? I weep every time I see Nicole Kidman's expansive plasterboard forehead. And think, fondly, of her days in BMX Bandits.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: It makes a PARRRRRRTY!
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    11/03/08

    @Meg: Skurry, isn't it?
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock: I told you. if you're gonna bounce quarters off of my ABS, please at least smooth down the edges. Ridges give me ruffles.
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    11/03/08

    @Meg: Spencer Pratt ages like fine cheese. Dintcha know?
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman:


    Yeah. Washed rind. Or, as I choose to call it - unwashed arse cheese. Although, it tastes extraordinarily good. So I'm not really comfortable about making that analogy.

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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman: You capitalized abs to ABS, so I read it as Antilock Brake System. Don't be slowing Skwolly down!
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: I just check cheddar, like a food inspector.
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock: Um... you drive stick, right? Good.
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock: What EXACTLY did he do? I always ask so I avoid doing that. I am just not astute enough to figure out what work was done. I had to be told Biden had hair plugs. So what did RR do? (and dear god WHY?)
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    11/03/08

    @JLynRedux: He had a terrible eyejob and now it looks like he had a total facelift too. Plus, now he's redheaded instead of blonde.
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman: My shifting technique is first rate.
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    11/03/08

    @scroll_lock:

    Yes, your "endless gear" maneuver is not to be forgotten anytime soon.
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    11/03/08

    @Aaron Altman: I'm pretty proud of it.
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    Oh Tina! I love you, girl. And her being Palin holding up that Palin in 2012 shirt was fucking priceless.
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    11/03/08

    No credit to McCain for his Method acting?
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    Poor Peaches. Seriously. Four shoplifting offences + quickie Vegas wedding + OD = desperate cry for help.
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Only no one wants to.
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    11/03/08

    @Weegees bored:


    Mum dead in heart-breaking circumstances. Dad out saving the world. Called 'Peaches', for fuck's sake. Poor child. And, for once, I mean that sincerely.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Poor child? Aren't you the Devil's Avocado? This doesn't seem like very devilish behavior. I am disappointed.
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    11/03/08

    @ineffable.me:


    I am a little off-colour today. Sometimes the sulphur fumes get to me. And the piercing screams of the tortured souls. No matter how much I invest in sound-proofing, it still manages to seep in. You know how it is - sometimes, no matter how much you love your job, you have those days when you question your chosen career path? It can break even the most hardened Devil's heart.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Perhaps I can pick up your slack a little right now. The bleeding heart in me does feel bad for her. But the evil in me can't help but think "tell me why I don't like Mondays" when I read this story.
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    11/03/08

    @llamalash:


    I'll pay that.


    Llama, your VIP all-access pass and front row seat in purgatory is waiting at the door.

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    11/03/08

    @ineffable.me: @llamalash:
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado:


    What I MEANT to say was... cut me some slack. I did post a very irreverent clip about River Phoenix below.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: um...woo hoo?
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    11/03/08

    @llamalash:


    Trust me. You really want to be in the VIP section down here.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: You make an excellent point!


    And don't be too hard on yourself. After all, you're not Satan. You're his avocado, which sort of cancels out the evilness. That duality must be very difficult to come to terms with. The beloved fruit/veggie that no one can resist, yet belonging to the most loathed deity possible.

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    11/03/08

    @llamalash:


    You are too kind, Llama. Few people understand my predicament. I battle with said dual nature daily. It's all I can do to fend off Satan and his evil minions who keep prodding me in the hope I'm ripe enough to whip up a bit of guacamole. No respect, I tell you.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Ah guacamole. The most perfect food.


    Now I'm fighting the urge to show my absolute nerdiness by referencing Kermit's "it's not easy being green." Instead I'll just say "you poor thing!"

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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    What's so strange about Britney calling Adnan for image advice? Angelina calls me.
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    11/03/08

    @Weegees bored:


    Who could blame her, Weegee?

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    11/03/08

    @Weegees bored:

    Angelina calling you, I mean. I'd call you too, if I had your number.
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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Problem is, so does Brad.


    (What's the "invite friends" option I just noticed in the upper right corner of the comment box? Is this new?)

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    11/03/08

    @Weegees bored:


    Oooo. Conflict of interest.


    And, as to the 'invite friends' thingo? No idea. I'm going to give it a try right now. Prepare to be stunned.


    Oh - no. Just tried it. It asks me to nominate friends who would be worthy Gawker commenters and promises them instant approval. I love my friends. But I wouldn't want to be held responsible for them, or what they may say. Too scary.

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    11/03/08

    @DevilsAvocado: Oh. I've already invited all the friends and relations I think would be interested. I don't think that any of them signed up.
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    Tina was frost in front of McCain? I would find it hard to control my middle fingers.
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    11/03/08

    In reply to John McCain's Cold War With Tina Fey
    I thought the Britney paparazzo dude was gay and she was just fag hagging him?
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