Uber-rich playplace Saint Barthélemy suffers from the unbearable lightness of too much fabulous; Gloria Allred aims at Shaq; Mike Tyson won't be charged for beating a paparazzo; Michelle beats Barack at tennis. New year, new gossip.

Celebrities on Twitter, they're just like us! Shaqille O'Neal, the Phoenix Suns basketball player, has instructed Twitter users that as "citizens of Twitteronia," they should feel free to bother him in public anytime.