Heidi Montag's New Song Is the Apotheosis of GrossMaureen O'Connor1/13/10 7:46am46EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink"Eat my panties off me," Mrs. Pratt rhythmically coos. Vogue threatens Anna Wintour's town car, Elin Nordegren invests in another house, Ryan Seacrest cries over Simon. Come, plumb the depths of Wednesday's gossip.