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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    04:18 PM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    That's a great picture of Taylor Momsen.
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    11:19 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    isn't this the two of them together?
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    10:49 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    What happened to Casey Johnson's belly button? That is the weirdest looking freaky belly button I have ever seen!

    And who would go to bed with that scary looking woman in the other pic???

    Does she kill and then eat her sex partners after coitus???
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    11:18 AM

    @intime: Lennard looks like an asian tranny.
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    Image of DavidWatts DavidWatts
    12:04 PM

    @intime: I think that's where the air intake is. Like on an air mattress? Just dig in there for a sec and the spout comes out, in case she gets a little low.
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    12:11 PM

    @intime: It's a band-aid!
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    10:40 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Hands down, the best part is the Grandpa-type figure at left, looking at Lennard the supermodel/theft victim, like "who is this giant, angry, hooker?" Its like he forgot that they came together. That's the worst/best part of with dating the (Mega) Olds.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    09:51 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Shaq's has to be careful. The NBA has separated him and Gilbert Arenas and the emails speak for themselves. He should just give her a settlement and be done with it. He has said in the past that he has yet to spend an NBA check, it has been all endorsements, so he has the money. Besides, if this gets any messier, I doubt those are the only emails she has those endorsements can dry up. Also, Shaunie is from L.A. and they have always maintained a home there.

    [theybf.com]
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    09:44 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    The Supermodel I never heard of has her name in her underwear like I did, courtesy of my mother, for camp?
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    Image of billiejeanismylover billiejeanismylover
    10:39 AM

    @adiam7: i wondered about this, too. how did she know it was hers?
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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    10:49 AM

    @adiam7: Yes I think in this case "supermodel" clearly means "not a supermodel."

    I also fully enjoy the implication that Courten'eaaye Semel has women's underwear memorized. How did she ever remember Lindsay Lohan?
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    11:35 AM

    @adiam7: Yeah! How does that work? Wondered that, myself.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    06:19 PM

    @pollyannacowgirl: I think she was set up, that courtney looks more likely to break into a home see her Vegas incident. All the fugly lesbians have each other's numbers? I have questions
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    06:21 PM

    @She_of_the_Socks: I think she is behind this whole thing, it seems so odd that she recognized the underwear and thought that was a big problem. The two used to see each other and maybe she kept a pair. Also, they used to see each other and maybe bought the same pair. Either way, recognizing the undies does not seem a reason to ring the alarm
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    06:22 PM

    @billiejeanismylover: I think Casey was set up by the attention seeking lesbian who has her first cover ever
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09:10 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    The only person who could rock either of those "dresses" and make them work is Lady Gaga, and that would be with the addition of the metal bra that shoots sparks.

    Also, the left-behind vibrator is like something from a Fellini film. You can see the contempt on Casey's face as it sails through the air in a black-and-white slo-mo, while "'The Battle Hymn of The Republic" is played on kazoos and a zither.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    08:42 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    It's interesting that we're calling the vibrator "used" rather than "gently pre-owned."
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:32 AM

    @AzureTexan: And everyone knows it's not a vibrator... it's a tenderizer.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:37 AM

    @pureblarney: You're right. It says so right here, in my Candace Bushnell Cookbook.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:46 AM

    @AzureTexan: Oh, the countless hours I've spent trying to perfect my fluffy white merengue, and struggling to make triple sec out of hair spray... She really is every anorexic's bon cuisinier.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:52 AM

    @pureblarney: Triple sec out of hairspray is tricky — try moonshine out of mouthwash, radiator fluid and cinnamon sugar.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12:07 PM

    @AzureTexan: Withnail! You're alive!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:12 PM

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Aye!
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08:39 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Casey has the strangest bellybutton I've ever seen, or else it's a satellite dish communicating with her alien overlords.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09:14 AM

    @FormerEnglishMajor: It's the Vortex of Doom.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:33 AM

    @BettyCrocker: It's a portal to hell (the riding crop just confirms it).
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    Image of once once
    10:31 AM

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Heiresses are not born; they're cloned.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    08:36 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    I am trying to think of a party where either outfit in the pictures above would be appropriate.

    Monster Trucks at the Frick Collection?
    Bulgari's Bikini Death Model Cage-Fighting Thanksgiving Extravaganza?
    Versace debuts their new line of garments intended for strip-o-grams?
    The Franklin Mint Jubilee? (Some guests may go up in value; some may go down.)
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09:07 AM

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Oh, all of those
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07:38 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    I think I'm developing a little Internet-crush on Casey Johnson. I wonder whether she'd date me.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08:53 AM

    @i'm a bottle: I think it depends if she can fit into your clothes, and if they're worth stealing.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09:13 AM

    @raincoaster: Well, then, yes. I'll have to hide my best stuff though...and my legal documents.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06:48 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Blind item yesterday about a jock who needs 'discipline' and today a news item about Shaq's divorce. Way to try to one-up Tiger.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    06:23 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Casey Johnson seems like that sort of girl that you wouldn't bring home to meet mother. Well, unless mother is cool with other people using her sex toys...and legal documents.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    09/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour 'Just An Employee' to Wolfgang Puck's Wife
    internet geeks and Hollywood glitterati should meet only under tightly-controlled circumstances.

    Like that time The Beatles hung out with Elvis Presley at his house in the hills. The mood was apparently quite awkward.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    09/03/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour 'Just An Employee' to Wolfgang Puck's Wife
    Why do I feel like I'm in a staring contest with her right nipple? She should have slipped into a bra as well as couture, I think.
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