Ozzy Osbourne Says He and Sharon Are Not Divorcing, But He Has Been Doing a Lot of Drugs
Ozzy Osbourne has posted a Facebook message to fans following reports that he and his wife of 31 years have gone their separate ways.
Sharon Osbourne Says NBC Discriminated Against Her Son, Quits America’s Got Talent in Protest
America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne announced yesterday she is quitting the show because, she claims, NBC decided her son Jack was not fit to serve in a fake army.
Justin Bieber Ain't Worried About His Baby Mama Drama
Justin Bieber admits he took a DNA test to see if that baby is actually his. Angelina Jolie is into some kinky stuff. Britney Spears has a hard, hard life. Howard Stern thinks he and America both have talent. Wednesday's gossip is on the 4:07 to New Haven.
Jennifer Aniston's Rage: 'I Threw a Chair at a Director'
Aniston assaulted a director, but she says he was asking for it. Fart fetishists can't get enough of Nancy Grace. Ashton Kutcher's mistresses poses topless. Demi Moore still wears her wedding ring. Friday gossip returns to the one who hurt it.
Watch Piers Morgan and Kelly Osbourne Bicker About Madonna
On this evening's Piers Morgan Tonight, Sharon and Kelly Osbourne chatted with him about pretty much everything. When Morgan brought up his well-documented hatred for Madonna—and argued that she's a bad mother for thrusting daughter Lourdes into the spotlight—an annoyed Kelly did her best to put him in his place.
Ozzy Osbourne's Survival Secret: He's a Mutant Freak
Scientists mapped notoriously drug-addled rocker Ozzy Osbourne's DNA and found genetic mutations they've "never seen before." Most of them are related to his tolerance for drugs and alcohol. There is still no scientific explanation for how he tolerates wife Sharon.
Series Premiere of The Talk: It's Like The View, But Slightly Worse
Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert, Sharon Osbourne, Holly Robinson Peete, Leah Remini and Marissa Jaret Winokur gathered 'round the table for the first-ever episode of its all-lady talk show that's a lot like The View. So, how did it go?
America's Got Talent Magician Dan Sperry Nearly Makes Sharon Osbourne Wet Her Pants
On America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, a serious germaphobe, got really freaked out by some floss that was pulled through a magician's neck. Sharon Osbourne, however, just couldn't keep it together after Howie ran away from a piece of string.
Changes at CBS: Katie Couric May Leave Soon, Julie Chen Lands Another Gig
If the gossip from New York's Gabriel Sherman is to be believed, Katie Couric's days are numbered as anchor of the CBS Evening News. At the same time, network chief Les Moonves has secured another gig for wife Julie Chen.
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Are Getting Married, After All
To celebrate, the starcrossed lovers of Wasilla are dressed like Jehovah's Witness proselytizers on the cover of Us. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got married in secret. Are Rihanna and Chris reuniting? Wednesday gossip has wedding fever.
Celebrity Apprentice's Rock and Roll Workout Is As Crazy As Cyndi Lauper
If you like your workout routines to include pelvic thrusts, air guitar, and the occasional mounting-by-a-groupie, then Bret Michaels and his team have just the class for you!
Who Needs Fake Boobs When You Have Photoshop?
Sharon Osbourne is getting her implants removed, but long-time pancake-chest Kate Hudson sized up. Females are either returning to a natural state, or evolving into a half-silicone half-human cyborg race. Which is it? A report on the State of Breasts.
Osbourne Breasts for Sale on eBay and Other Nightmares
Sharon fantasizes about a capitalist end for her "waterbed" chest. Lil' Wayne is finally at Rikers, and now we know his real height. Kelly Cutrone saves the world with her vibrator. Tuesday gossip is climactic.
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David Duchovny getting into a Town Car on the Upper East Side ... James Gandolfini walking into Barneys on Madison Avenue with his son ... Catherine Zeta-Jones leaving her apartment building ... Glenn Close walking her dogs ... Ashlee Simpson showing up at a hair salon in the meatpacking district ... Sharon Osbourne …
Sharon Osbourne Fails at Being a Good Host of Today
This morning on Today, Sharon Osbourne continued her stint as "replacement Hoda." Watch Kathie Lee wait anxiously across the street while Sharon is busy hitting on the Love Song Trivia guy. Clearly, Sharon Osbourne's taste in men is very questionable.
Sriracha Explodes All Over Kathie Lee In the Today Show Kitchen
Midway through a demonstration on how to make a Banh Mi Sandwich, the key ingredient opened fire on Kathie Lee's dress. Sharon Osbourne (not the kindest of this week's replacement cohosts) laughed untrollably, clearly a member of "Team Sriracha."
A New Low for the Lohans
• The Lohan family drama goes on. Another recorded phone call has been released and this one features Dina Lohan telling Lindsay's father Michael that their daughter once punched her and kicked her out of the car. Naturally, LiLo quickly responded on Twitter and called her father a whole bunch of names. And now Papa…
Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
She said "god bless her" afterwards, so it's OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right?
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Rachel Weisz bundled up in the Village ... Roberto Cavalli walking on Madison Avenue with Serafina co-owner Fabio Granato ... Billy Joel and daughter Alexa walking uptown ... Rihanna filming a music video in Washington Heights and later heading into into a recording studio in Chelsea ... Miley Cyrus shooting scenes…
Happy Birthday
Sean Lennon turns 34 today. Sharon Osbourne is turning 57. Newly retired pro golfer Annika Sörenstam is 39. Former Senator Trent Lott is turning 68. Director Guillermo del Toro turns 45. Tony Shalhoub is 56. Jackson Browne is 61. John O'Hurley of Seinfeld and Dancing with the Stars is 55. Actor Brandon Routh is…
