This person resembles Sharon Stone, but even the face looks wrong, especially in the pictures on the link.
I'd need fingerprints and a DNA sequence to believe this is even her, never mind the PhotoChop.
Reminds me of Molly Shannon's character on SNL: I'm 50! 50 years old! I kick and I stretch and I pose topless on the cover of a French magazine and I KICK! 50, 50 years old!
@Perhaps Not: Certain anatomical verities, like the musculature of the torso and how lifting the arms affects the boobal area, as we experts refer to it, remain constant. And tell your wife I said hi.
I'm always going to be fond of crazy Sharon, the least self-aware celebrity ever. It's kind of refreshing- no meta, no PoMo, no irony: she proclaims like Joan Crawford or something. My French is rusty, but dear God she's inane. Prattling about Buddhism, spirituality. If this interview was in an English-language publication, the mockery would be deafening. ClichĂš Hollywood star babbling. Great tits, though.
@Hypersquared: She's kind of a bitchy Buddhist, though:
"The day I turned 50, I started giving away half of everything I own: clothes, jewelry, furniture, works of art.. But that wasnât sufficient. I also took a look around at those surrounding me and realized that half of them were useless, full of themselves, vain. So I also got rid of half of my relationships."
@Baroness: Like Anna Faris's character in Lost in Translation: What was your working relationship like with Keanu Reeves for this film?We both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A., so we have all these different things in common.
Implants, right? They've got that separation thing going on that you usually see with silicone. Bummer. I always thought she was keeping it real. And fake breasts are an abomination to man and God alike.
@EastEndguy: Nah, mine are real and they look like that. (Granted, I'm 30 years younger.) If they're small, the separation is natural, especially if you pose throwing your chest out like that.
@Pandorasvoicebox: No, no, no, no. Real boobs do not look like that. Real boobs do not get WIDER once they leave the body. Real boobs do not cast a 270-degree shadow on the chest.
Spectacular, Ms. Stone. We all wish we could be you. Brigitte Nielsen is somewhere jealous as shit right now.
And, Brian, there really is no forgiving Basic Instinct 2. Not at all.
I think the proper phrase here should be "magnificently-restored bosom. She put so much work into that rack I'm surprised she's hasn't been sued for undermining adjoining properties.
This is the actual interview with Stone. the other link is to the intro by Levy. Blahdeeblah...she likes Mel Brooks' movies and she met the Dalai Lama... [www.parismatch.com]
"There's an accompanying article but â zut alors! â it's in French."
Hang on, am reading it right now + will post the Cliff Notes.
So far the writer (who's kind of a huge-deal French novelist) says that he met Sharon "not in a Beverly Hills palace" but in a parking lot in Venice Beach. He rambles on about Venice Beach being the "mythical place" where "among those looking for the sun, you find those broken and disinherited by life." Tosses in some Steinbeck, Hemingway refs--but she quickly out-douches him by quoting Winston Churchill: "If you're going through hell, keep going."
Major Photoshoppery going on in that pic (esp. her face), but yeah, a sexy concept.
@Kitten_Witawip: There are those living in Venice without homes. Recently, in fact, there were problems because the richies didn’t like the “disinherited” people who lived in their vans to park on their pretty pretty streets.
@Kitten_Witawip: I'm thinking you've probably never been there, or you'd recognize what he's talking about. Yes, it's a relatively well-off community, but Venice Beach, like Santa Monica, is a mecca for homeless people.
@Kitten_Witawip: for the record, homes might be a million a dime in Venice, but the whole neighborhood is pretty much homeless people, poor surfers, hobos and kids down on their luck from their latest hollywood excursion looking for fame and fortunes...
Besides, 1mil per home in Venice is cheap change compared to homes in Santa Monica, Brentwood, Marina del Ray, etc.
I live in west la and venice and venice beach are real depressing to me, it's where all the washed up people go to pretty much :/
@dumanue: In Kittywitawip's defense, I believe she might be referring to the obscene gentrification of Abbot Kinney Blvd. over the past 2.5 years. That's still kinda shocking to me. F-ing Pinkberry? On a thoroughfare that screams loud that they'd never let chain businesses colonize it? There are now upscale shoe boutiques and three-star restaurants on the sacred strip where the Z boys and assorted surf bums used to nod off, and there's a yoga joint in the EXACT building where Perry Farrell used to have a recording studio in his druggy '90s. There's still grime and sadness in Venice, fer shure. But.. Sweet Lord, nothing like it used to be even three years ago.
PS: Sweetheart, it's "Marina del Rey," and it's where the obnoxious UCLA frats congregate.
I've taken the liberty of translating the article for those of you who don't have the benefit of my superbe french.
Hello, my name is Sharon Stone. Would you like to go to the pool with me? I like sandwiches. Do you like sandwiches? I prefer ham sandwiches. Serge, Colette and I are going to the museum. It was nice to meet you. Where is the Notre Dame? I have 50 years. How many years do you have? Would you like to sleep with me tonight?
I know. It's amazing I could do that this quickly. I'm actually up for a job translating for the government of the Congo. Fingers crossed!
@Private Hangnail: That was awesome. Especially the part about sandwiches. Wasn't it Sharon Stone that said during a break up with her beau of the time that, "A dirt sandwich is better than Dwight Yoakum?"
@Private Hangnail: "I have 50 years" is the funniest thing I'll read today. I'm shutting down Firefox and working for the rest of the day. God bless you.
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I'd need fingerprints and a DNA sequence to believe this is even her, never mind the PhotoChop.
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Great tits, though.
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"The day I turned 50, I started giving away half of everything I own: clothes, jewelry, furniture, works of art.. But that wasnât sufficient. I also took a look around at those surrounding me and realized that half of them were useless, full of themselves, vain. So I also got rid of half of my relationships."
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No, the "wow' factor here is how you twisted that in such a prick way. "I said 'good day', sir."
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And, Brian, there really is no forgiving Basic Instinct 2. Not at all.
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[www.parismatch.com]
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Hang on, am reading it right now + will post the Cliff Notes.
So far the writer (who's kind of a huge-deal French novelist) says that he met Sharon "not in a Beverly Hills palace" but in a parking lot in Venice Beach. He rambles on about Venice Beach being the "mythical place" where "among those looking for the sun, you find those broken and disinherited by life." Tosses in some Steinbeck, Hemingway refs--but she quickly out-douches him by quoting Winston Churchill: "If you're going through hell, keep going."
Major Photoshoppery going on in that pic (esp. her face), but yeah, a sexy concept.
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Besides, 1mil per home in Venice is cheap change compared to homes in Santa Monica, Brentwood, Marina del Ray, etc.
I live in west la and venice and venice beach are real depressing to me, it's where all the washed up people go to pretty much :/
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PS: Sweetheart, it's "Marina del Rey," and it's where the obnoxious UCLA frats congregate.
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Hello, my name is Sharon Stone. Would you like to go to the pool with me? I like sandwiches. Do you like sandwiches? I prefer ham sandwiches. Serge, Colette and I are going to the museum. It was nice to meet you. Where is the Notre Dame? I have 50 years. How many years do you have? Would you like to sleep with me tonight?
I know. It's amazing I could do that this quickly. I'm actually up for a job translating for the government of the Congo. Fingers crossed!
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" Ătre ou ne pas ĂȘtre, c'est lĂ la question. Y a-t-il plus de noblesse d'Ăąme Ă subir la fronde et les flĂšches de la fortune outrageante, ou bien Ă s'armer contre une mer de douleurs et Ă l'arrĂȘter par une rĂ©volte? Mourir... dormir, rien de plus;... et dire que par ce sommeil nous mettons fin aux maux du coeur et aux mille tortures naturelles qui sont le legs de la chair: c'est lĂ un dĂ©nouement qu'on doit souhaiter avec ferveur. Mourir... dormir, dormir ! peut-ĂȘtre rĂȘver! Oui, lĂ est l'embarras. Car quels rĂȘves peut-il nous venir dans ce sommeil de la mort, quand nous sommes dĂ©barrassĂ©s de l'Ă©treinte de cette vie ?
VoilĂ qui doit nous arrĂȘter. C'est cette rĂ©flexion-lĂ qui nous vaut la calamitĂ© d'une si longue existence. Qui, en effet,
voudrait supporter les flagellations et les dĂ©dains du monde, l'injure de l'oppresseur, l'humiliation de la pauvretĂ©, les angoisses de l'amour mĂ©prisĂ©, les lenteurs de la loi, l'insolence du pouvoir, et les rebuffades que le mĂ©rite rĂ©signĂ© reçoit d'hommes indignes, s'il pouvait en ĂȘtre quitte avec un simple poinçon?
Qui voudrait porter ces fardeaux, grogner et suer sous une vie accablante, si la crainte de quelque chose aprĂšs la mort, de cette rĂ©gion inexplorĂ©e, d'oĂč nul voyageur ne revient, ne troublait la volontĂ©, et ne nous faisait supporter les maux que nous avons par peur de nous lancer dans ceux que nous ne connaissons pas? Ainsi, la conscience fait de nous tous des lĂąches; ainsi les couleurs natives de la rĂ©solution blĂȘmissent sous les pĂąles reflets de la pensĂ©e; ainsi les entreprises les plus Ă©nergiques et les plus importantes se dĂ©tournent de leur cours, Ă cette idĂ©e, et perdent le nom d'action... Doucement, maintenant ! Voici la belle OphĂ©lia... Nymphe, dans tes oraisons, souviens-toi de tous mes pĂ©chĂ©s."
[www.onlineshakespeare.com]
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