It's completely understandable if you're not ready to trust another shocking twerk-gone-wrong video after the way Jimmy Kimmel treated you, but if you can find it in your heart to watch this one until the end, it'll be worth your while. Sure, this could be fake, but it's probably too gross for TV.
The most famous sharter in the United States—perhaps the world—attended the Drake concert last night in Hartford, Conn. According to this hilarious Vine, he is “Officially #TooOld” for such things.
Dazed and Confused star Jason London had a very bad weekend — he was punched by a bouncer and arrested for disorderly conduct. Still! The cops who arrested him had a worse one, given that they had to clean Jason London's shit out of the back of their cop car.
Al Roker sharted himself at the White House, which means it's time for us to come up with puns based on the word "shart." Please contribute your best below; to help get us started, here's a few from Twitter:
