Al Roker Does Not Lose His Shit at Drake Concert
The most famous sharter in the United States—perhaps the world—attended the Drake concert last night in Hartford, Conn. According to this hilarious Vine, he is “Officially #TooOld” for such things.
Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants to Avoid the Draft
Guitar-slinging millionaire dipshit Ted Nugent will be attending the State of Union tonight, as the guest of Texas Republican Rep. Steve Stockman. Nugent—who last year issued a veiled threat to President Obama—says he'll "demilitarize" before he goes. An interesting choice of words, as Nugent isn't himself a military…
This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car
Dazed and Confused star Jason London had a very bad weekend — he was punched by a bouncer and arrested for disorderly conduct. Still! The cops who arrested him had a worse one, given that they had to clean Jason London's shit out of the back of their cop car.
Concerned Citizen on the Today Show Reminds Everyone That Al Roker Sharted Himself
This morning on the Today Show, Al Roker was in Chicago to talk to a TV fireman about the weather, but one concerned individual would rather we keep talking about that time when Al Roker #sharted at the White House. Suspecting that we may be getting off track, this brave man (apparently a radio DJ in Chicago) was…
In Honor of Al Roker Sharting Himself, Help Us Come Up With a Comprehensive List of Shart Jokes
Al Roker sharted himself at the White House, which means it's time for us to come up with puns based on the word "shart." Please contribute your best below; to help get us started, here's a few from Twitter:
If Al Roker Sharts in The White House But No One Is There To See It, It Still Exists in His Pants, He Tells Dateline
White House Trivia: Al Roker once brought a dirty bomb to the White House Easter Egg Roll (in the form of poop in pants).
