re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
@secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
1. Apparently Shauna Sand has a degree in international finance and is fluent in French. Or some such. And she doesn't pretend to be a virgin, either.
2. How long does it take to cover up tattoos? Four hours? I must be naive, but I cannot imagine how it could take *that long* to cover them up. Sounds like someone is ringing the register on that one. I could do it in half the time, I'm sure.
@pollyannacowgirl: My guess: airbrushed makeup, which done right can take forever? Being a boxing movie, he's has to flash his skin, and so it needs to hit the light just right. And he does have a LOT of tattoos.
I'm not sure if this question has ever been definitively answered, despite the release of what seems to be hundreds of celebrity sex tapes during the last decade, so I pose this question regarding ownership to the all Gawker legal-eagles out there (consider it like a fact-pattern on an exam from those bygone days in law school):
Suppose a horny young adult woman, Ms. Precum, decides one lonely afternoon to play DJ Hero on her fuzzy lovebox and record the entire episode of self-love for her beloved boyfriend - Jesus be damned. After numerous frantic calls to tech support and after spending much of that afternoon being utterly confounded by modern technology, Ms. Precum finally (accidentally) presses the big button with "RECORD" written on it and records her "extremely graphic" masturba-thon. The following evening she gives her beau the self-sex tape for his personal enjoyment. Is ownership of the tape (or file) thus transfered to the boyfriend and, if so, does he not have the right, as its current owner, to transfer ownership to another party without the express permission of the tape's originator, Ms. Precum?
@Han Valen: But is a copyright assigned to an author of a work merely through the act of its creation? Doesn't a legally enforceable copyright have to be registered?
I would more than anything love to see Vivid (and that greedy fuck Steven Hirsch) release this video, Carrie Prejean sue over it (which would lead to an amazingly funny court case), followed by Vivid being investigated by the FBI for not maintaining proper 2257 records (with Carrie's driver license and Vivid's best guess for the "Date of Production" required by federal law), and let all parties implode in the pending shit storm.
I'm betting money all parties are so stupid they will actually fall for this. It would kill 30 birds with one sex tape stone.
Carrie Prejean should just take the deal and make money off of something inevitable. If they don't put it out there, someone else will. She knows it will and knows she was 19/20 when they were made. But instead, she's going to blow through hundreds of thousands on lawyers to shut down the last hopes to have a successful career. #carrieprejean
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No - she's going to pretend like she's fighting it, then her assistant's boyfriend is going to 'leak' it to the media. At which point she will be horrified and outraged. Should buy her at least another 15 minutes of fame.
The latest rumor is that she will sue TMZ for letting slip that she dropped her lawsuit with the pageant due to the (first) sex tape. Apparently, there may have been a confidentiality clause.
I think she will look at other avenues (see statement above) to get her money before she agrees to the distribute the porn tape. If these options fail, then she will release it. #carrieprejean
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As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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2. How long does it take to cover up tattoos? Four hours? I must be naive, but I cannot imagine how it could take *that long* to cover them up. Sounds like someone is ringing the register on that one. I could do it in half the time, I'm sure.
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I'm not sure if this question has ever been definitively answered, despite the release of what seems to be hundreds of celebrity sex tapes during the last decade, so I pose this question regarding ownership to the all Gawker legal-eagles out there (consider it like a fact-pattern on an exam from those bygone days in law school):
Suppose a horny young adult woman, Ms. Precum, decides one lonely afternoon to play DJ Hero on her fuzzy lovebox and record the entire episode of self-love for her beloved boyfriend - Jesus be damned. After numerous frantic calls to tech support and after spending much of that afternoon being utterly confounded by modern technology, Ms. Precum finally (accidentally) presses the big button with "RECORD" written on it and records her "extremely graphic" masturba-thon. The following evening she gives her beau the self-sex tape for his personal enjoyment. Is ownership of the tape (or file) thus transfered to the boyfriend and, if so, does he not have the right, as its current owner, to transfer ownership to another party without the express permission of the tape's originator, Ms. Precum?
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If HE were holding the video camera, OR if she were, say, live on webcam, which he then recorded on his own computer, it would be a different story.
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I'm betting money all parties are so stupid they will actually fall for this. It would kill 30 birds with one sex tape stone.
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No - she's going to pretend like she's fighting it, then her assistant's boyfriend is going to 'leak' it to the media. At which point she will be horrified and outraged. Should buy her at least another 15 minutes of fame.
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I think she will look at other avenues (see statement above) to get her money before she agrees to the distribute the porn tape. If these options fail, then she will release it. #carrieprejean
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Come on, Carrie! Do it! #carrieprejean
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