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    The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
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    Image of Raccoon-Lover Raccoon-Lover
    06/08/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    Since there has been so much unanswered commentary on all of these blogs and postings. I figured I would come forward to answer any questions anyone may have about the details of our weekend. We don't know if this "creature" is the raccoon we had honored that day, but from the first time we heard about the "Montauk monster" we all had a funny feeling that we were responsible.
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    Image of John Cook John Cook
    06/09/09

    @Raccoon-Lover: Can you e-mail me at john@gawker.com?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    Damn. This was better than that episode of CSI: Miami.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    It is the corpse of an scary monster. Or a bloated dead dog.


    "Nanapaushat," my ass. If every fool on Shelter Island was setting the dead on fire annually, it would have rated at least two utterly humiliating photo essays in local publications by now.

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    "He's vegan." That explains everything.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    Can't we all just be happy for the lowly Shelter Island raccoon who rose from obscurity to capture the imaginations of an admiring nation? God bless America.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    When I die I want to be rested on 60 cans of Colt 45 witha Roman candle lit in my mouth with a big boom box radio on the float blasting Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust". That's how I'm going out, yeah.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/05/09

    @Cheap Shot: As long as you're dead first. Because the B side was "Don't Try Suicide." Nobody gives a damn, you see.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    as president of the local cryptozoological society, i'm not taking this particularly well.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    Maybe it started out on the Yellow Line and then transferred to the Red Line. I think you can do that on one fare.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    This dude has way too much time on his hands.


    Hell demon theory is holding.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/05/09

    @BxgrlJeri: I second your theory.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/05/09

    @BxgrlJeri: Definitely a hellbeastie. You can still smell the malice from the pictures.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/05/09

    @BxgrlJeri: [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    06/05/09

    In reply to The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
    "Compleat Accounting"? Are you being ironic here or simply copy-editor-challenged?! WTF, "Complete" is an easy word to spell..
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/05/09

    @snugbug: Wow, "Poor Richard's Almanack" must really blow your aneurysms.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    06/05/09

    @snugbug: So is "Compleat," which is a fine word too.


    [www.answers.com]

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/05/09

    @SaraRueful: @raincoaster: @Kid Twist: Sigh. I love you guys. Nothing like a good 'ol pedant smackdown.
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