Charisma always pays more. What could Paris Hilton get with an education that she doesn't already have?

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I was driving to the shore and I saw billboards promoting appearances by Kristin Cavallari and Paris Hilton at murmur at the Borgata, and I asked myself, "What is the point of going to a club that Paris Hilton is going to be at?" She's going to sit behind a velvet rope and avail herself of bottle service while you wait with the unwashed (or rather, Axe body sprayed and Ed Hardyed) masses for a $15 rail vodka and soda. You're not going to have a personal experience with her (from which you will inevitably contract chlamydia). What's the point?

@Tart of Darkness: WORD. I've always said that girl is stupid like a fox. She's played that "that's hot" persona to the limit.

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I am an educated person with marketable skills and I have never even come close to being able to have a lifestyle that involves a nearly infinite number of choices of what I could do and where I could go.

And consider how many educated people with marketable skills would like to be able to get botox and reconstruct things. We will get old, too.

And since she has plenty of money she can pay people to manage the fortune. Why not? I have to manage my own fortune and my lack of attention to it has caused me problems in the past. I have to pay $35 in overdraft fees if I accidentally buy even a dollar's more worth of groceries.

I think she's one lucky dog and I am a chump.

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One Sunday evening Tom Smothers demonstrated talent with a Vegas review when all he did was walk around. Add the MTV quick-cuts and - Voila! - Janet Jackson can dance!

On an ordinary commute, were her photo never to been produced publicly, you would not look up from the Post if Paris Hilton sat across from you on the Metro.

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I met a lovely lady once who was an artist who said "I'd like to be [star steeped in stunning style whose name I don't remember]!" Not "be like her" or "have her advantages" but actually be her. Not many would purge their own identities, I thought at the time. That's why the subterranean cortex will endeavor if fortune alters circumstance to get back homeward; why lottery winners freely spend to drift back to those thralling days of yesteryear.

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Only the rich can afford principles. The rest of us just want to fucking eat.

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Of course the slimeball played up race to the idiots in the box. Members of the jury during one of their outings were quoted in discussing a picnic for them all after the trial, and one asked "Should we invite OJ?" to titters.

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