Joe Arpaio Holds Press Conference to Let America Know He's Still a Wingnut

Good news, birthers — Joe Arpaio is sure President Obama's birth certificate is fradulent.

Good news, birthers — Joe Arpaio is sure President Obama's birth certificate is fradulent.

The Tea Party's very own Sheriff Joe Arpaio — famous for his pink panty fetish and for leading a department full of human traffickers — on Wednesday night met with "more than 325 people" (!) who fear that Barack Obama will try to run on 2012 ballots in Arizona's Maricopa County using a fake birth certificate. Oh yes.
Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio likes to treat the accused lawbreakers under his care like little Army men that he can march around, dress up, and melt with a magnifying glass. Now he's started a "Mug Shot of the Day" contest on his web site to help people mock them.