When Sherri Shepard comes onto any show it's obvious that you're in for some sort of good time. She was on the Rachael Ray Show this morning and needless to see a good time was had by all.

People of America, it's time to bring your trusty thesaurus out of hiding, because Joy Behar is so sick of you using the word "amazing" ad nauseum. Acceptable, Joy-approved synonyms? "Superb," "ravishing," and "fabulous."

Things got heated on The View today during talk about a woman who's suing her ex for child support even though they mutually agreed not to have kids. Sherri interrupts Whoopi, Whoopi loses her patience, and bleeping ensues. Video inside.

Today, The View hosts get all hot and bothered about recently publicized text messages between Tiger Woods and his mistress, Rachel Uchitel. Their antics prove to be quite entertaining.

LL Cool J came on The View to promote his new diet book. When challenged, he uses Elisabeth, Joy, and even Sherri to do bicep curls. Is it bad we wish he'd have turned this move into a body-slam instead?

Sherri, never afraid to ask the tough questions, asked Victoria what's up with her constant-pouty face in photographs. Mrs. Beckham, embarrassed, explained "it's just the way they edit pictures" and quickly diverted to the Glamour cover where she's holding puppies.

John Mayer's recent comments in Playboy are too ridiculous for the co-hosts of the View to discuss in mere words. Whoopi and Sherri have a few song ideas for him. Hit it!

Today we saw yet another example of integrated viral sponsorship on The View courtesy of Stacy's Pita Chips. Their message? Stacy's chips are equal to or greater than alcohol at a party. They are wrong. And so is this video.

While the co-hosts of The View agree that the "r" word is unacceptable, Whoopi and Sherri shut down Barbara when she suggests that it's in the same category as the "n" word.

On today's View, the ladies decided to settle the issue of where Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be tried. Elisabeth doesn't think it should be in New York, and everyone agrees with her. Or do they?

Sherri decided to ask Alicia Silverstone about her thoughts on the late Brittany Murphy. We have to wait through a clip from Clueless to get Silverstone's answer— which is then interrupted with questions about food. Journalism at its best.

Advertisers are coming up with new ways every day to get their message to the masses. However, Sherri channeled old-fashioned "pay for play" strategies this morning as she boasted about face lotion. And now, a word from our sponsor...