The View's Sherri Shepherd, who once said she "didn't know" if the Earth is flat, has this to say about gays: "I might not agree with your lifestyle, but I love you. You may not agree with my lifestyle, but you love me." Actually, Sherri, I don't.
One for the Money: Katherine Heigl Ruins Another Genre
Here's the trailer for One for the Money, an upcoming action comedy adapted from the 1994 novel by Janet Evanovich. Out January 27, the movie stars Katherine Heigl as an obnoxious New Jersey girl named Stephanie Plum, who—after losing both her husband and her job—decides to make ends meet by becoming a bounty…
Tara Reid Finally Lands a Rich Husband, But Which One?
Tara Reid married one of her rich boyfriends, but even her publicist isn't sure which one. Jessica Alba gives birth to a daughter named "Haven." Kate Hudson debuts baby "Bing." Julian Schnabel attacks his ex. Monday gossip is updated.
Watch Sherri Shepherd Sing a Love Song to a Roll of Toilet Paper
In a sponsored segment by the people at Charmin, the Queen of Jordan herself took to the top of a piano to sing a love ballad to the brand of toilet paper. WTF, indeed.
Sherri Shepherd Shows Off Her Crazy Workout Face
Today's View had Sherri trying out an exercise called the "superman banana." If you think it sounds crazy, wait until you see the faces she makes while doing it.
Watch Susan Boyle's Disastrous Performance on The View
Today, Susan Boyle performed "O Holy Night" on The View. About 30 seconds into the performance, Boyle's voice cracked so badly that she was forced to cut it short, before Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg awkwardly danced around the debacle.
Sherri Shepherd Gives Us Tips on How to Deal With the New TSA Requirements
The View co-host is traveling with her young son, and she made up a fun little game for him to play at the airport. Actually, the game sounds like it could go awry, but A+ for parental effort!
Joy Behar's Sharron Angle Tirade: "She's Going to Hell, This Bitch!"
Today, the ladies of The View heatedly discussed probably-racist Sharron Angle's definitely-racist campaign ad. During the chat, Joy Behar let her opinion of Angle be known—loud and clear—when she screamed, "She's going to hell, this bitch!" Video inside.
The Ladies of The View Argue About Katy Perry's Boobs
Today, the ladies of The View took on the "hot topic" of Katy Perry's boobs on Sesame Street. While Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd disagreed with their appearance, Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg supported it. Then, Walters got all pervy.
Sherri Shepherd Is A Hooker, Twice
Evidently. She just got two movie roles... in the same movie. Also today: clap for Elizabeth Banks, clap for her! Betty White is going to be on your favorite TV program. And will Michael Scott find love?
Sherri Shepherd Thinks she Knows how the Obamas Argue
The ladies of The View spent a lot of time today discussing how President Obama should deal with the BP oil disaster...until they somehow got onto the topic of how the First Lady and POTUS deal with domestic disputes.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Criticizes Erin Andrews' Skimpy DWTS Outfits
Oh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. *Shudder* On The View today, Hasselbeck criticized Erin Andrews for wearing skimpy outfits on Dancing with the Stars—and defended her peeping tom in the process—before the rest of the panel shut her down. Video inside.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, The Celebrity Apprentice gives us exercise for groupies, Sherri Shepherd assumes "precious girl" always means Gaborey Sidibe, The Simpsons go sci-fi, and David Cross and Ted Danson star in a Tim and Eric sketch for the ages.
Barbara Walters' Dirty Talk Tricks
Things got hot and heavy on The View when Barbara Walters read a racy personal ad aloud. The sexual tension grew even more confusing when the steamy posting's true subject was revealed to be a bitch nobody suspected.
The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock: Tina Fey's Vendetta
What better way to get back at the network that had no faith in you than by making fun of it on its own airwaves. Last night, Tina finally got her revenge.
Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite.
Ashton and Demi's Brush With Death
• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore suffered a big scare when the plane they were on was forced to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas shortly after take-off. Fortunately, neither actor was injured and they could return to tweeting within minutes of the incident. [People]
• Leonardo DiCaprio appears to be moving on…
The Mood in Cannes, Update From the Upfronts
• How are things going at the Cannes Film Festival? It depends on who you talk to. The Journal says it's been "conspicuously less frenzied" and business has been "slow." The Hollywood Reporter says it's beating expectations and "doomsayers" have been "proven wrong." Take your pick. [WSJ, THR]
• NBC is dropping Medium…
Happy Birthday
Jack Nicholson turns 72 today. Filmmaker John Waters is turning 63. Hotelier Jason Pomeranc is 38. Real estate developer Billy Macklowe is 41. Jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane is turning 77. Real estate super agent Kathy Sloane turns 64. The View's Sherri Shepherd is turning 42. Actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan turns 43.…
