Here Is Mercede Johnston's Butt, Boobs, and Best Palin Gossip
Mercede Johnston—of the naked Wasilla Johnstons—bares her butt, boobs, and the Palin family's secrets in next month's Playboy.
Levi Johnston's Sister Mocks Bristol Palin on Facebook
Levi Johnston's sister Mercede has taken to her Facebook wall and family-feuding blog to rail against Levi and Bristol's engagement—which Levi still hasn't talked to his family about. Today on The Wasilla Hillbillies: the gloves come off.
Sarah Palin's Future In-Laws Are in Bed With Her Enemies
Around the time he proposed to Bristol, Levi Johnston threatened to ostracize sister Mercede if she didn't take down her blog. Turns out Mercede's blog is controlled by a pair of liberal bloggers Sarah Palin considers her worst enemies.
Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre-Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of ugly wiener.
Levi Johnston, Father, Model, Actor
Sarah Palin's former future son-in-law, Levi Johnston, hit the Early Show, continuing his soft-spoken media beef with the Alaska governor. He blames his breakup with Bristol Palin, the mother of his child, on the election.
We'll Take That as a Confirmation
Hey, it's true! Mercede Johnston really did leave that MySpace message saying Sarah Palin considers her "white trash" just because her bro Levi knocked up Bristol and her mom Sherry is a pill-popper.
Alaska Woman Bucks Trend, Sells Oxycontin Instead of Cooking Meth
Good news: the mother of Sarah Palin's daughter's boyfriend was not arrested for meth. No, Sherry Johnston was arrested for oxycontin. What wonderful communities our small towns are.
