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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    10 points for the Avenir font.
    -20 points for the illusion that people catcall his name in public places. It's a loss.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/05/09

    @lobstr: Are we doing Gossip Girl power rankings on Levi?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    It also says Lowest Fat Nut. Low- hanging fruit, anyone?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    Also, am I the only one who saw the word "shave" not "shove"? Lulz.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Maybe it was Freudian, hotstuff? Deep down, someone wants an "Abraham Lincoln."

    ;)
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/05/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I hoped that might make you magically appear. How have you been, sugar pants?
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    Can we grease that slide with some chicken fat please? I want him down and out...and naked and on a furry little rug and yes, Playgirl, quit making with the half-mast bullshit! We demand a tent pole!

    Say it out loud: "We demand a tent pole!" Feels good on a Monday afternoon.
     Reply
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: Tent pole? Hell, being as he's from Alaska I'm expecting a Totem Pole!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/05/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Ah, you mean "totem," Ojibwe for "his kinship group." So it is a member that is clearly meant for an orgy?
     Reply
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: I'd also like to point out that he has a serious case of hockey-butt. Cute now, a mess in 5-10 years. So, get it while it's hot, dear.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Edited by Tchotchke at 10/05/09 3:54 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: If it is, then I am PROUD to call him kin. Now let's get with the fellowship!
     Reply
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    10/05/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I'll race ya!
     Reply
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    10/05/09

    @Tchotchke: Just so. Can of Goya beans has a longer expiration date than this pretty thing.
     Reply
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    Image of manchops manchops
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    Levi Johnston = hero.
    yup i'm gay
     Reply
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    Tank needs to be there for the stupid joke to make sense:
        "does it" = "eats pistachios"
        "with protection" = "with a bodyguard"
     Reply
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/05/09

    @iplaudius: Does that mean Tank is Bristol's real babydaddy too? I'm so confused!
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    10/05/09

    @Brian Moylan: Bristol takes after her mother, Sarah.
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    Image of nonethewiser nonethewiser
    10/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Continues to Shove His Nuts in Our Face
    I love the tattoo on his arm. That should come in handy when he forgets how to spell his name.
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    10/05/09

    @nonethewiser: I love the bulge in his jeans. That should come in handy sometime, too.
     Reply
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    10/05/09

    @bytememehard: Yes, I was just imagining getting handy with it.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/05/09

    @bytememehard: That's where he keeps the pistachio shells. (I think--I mean, I heard he has nuts in there.)
     Reply
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/05/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    I love signups like that. A friend of mine signed up for the Technorati Blogworth Calculator, only he put Gawker as the URL. He got eight million dollars.
    Don't tell Denton.
     Reply
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08/05/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    Companies have been paying people to tweet for about a year now. It's rarely, if ever, the amount of money these people are talking about, but anyone with a little initiative can get paid to tweet. You generally get about a buck a tweet, but honestly it takes a few hours to bang out 100 tweets and if you really need $100 or $150 towards food or rent I see nothing wrong with it.
     Reply
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    In regard to Allison, I'm pretty sure she has been shilling from her Twitter for a while. Even today she is blabbing about some shit bike company. What an Izea whore.
     Reply
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    I know it's the recession and all, but what happened to the merits of GETTING A REAL JOB?
    So now that Twitterers are making money, has Twitter finally made a dime?
     Reply
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    How does Chris Prillio have a CNN show? Did they run out of bland vanilla geeks in this country to put on TV? Was that kid from Superbad too busy?
     Reply
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    More than $4 per word? That's New Yorker money.
    Speaking of which, I just thought of a great photo caption. A dog tells his psychiatrist, "I put on an Armani suit and drove to Sea World, but all I ended up with was a blown seal."
     Reply
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    And remember, Julia Allison calls herself a "journalist." I think some journalists need to set her straight.
     Reply
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/04/09

    In reply to Sell Your Twitter Soul for $100 Per Tweet
    $100... topless photo... email me Julia. We both win. Especially me.
     Reply
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    08/04/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: 100? recession, huh?
     Reply
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/04/09

    @Housebroken(mostly): Showing her boobs is much easier than Twittering for Ms. A, if past performance is any indication. So I think my new offer is more than generous.
     Reply
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/04/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. - Josephus Daniels.
    Never give up, Your Honor.
     Reply
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    08/04/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Give it a couple years- she'll be begging to pay you $100 to look at her breasts.
     Reply
    Edited by Housebroken(mostly) at 08/04/09 5:27 PM Housebroken(mostly) was starred Housebroken(mostly) was unstarred
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