Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.
And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
@Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.
That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously? #joebiden
@saythatscool: When I first found out he was a girl, I was confused and cold. I took three Vicodins and, something else . . . oh what was it . . . oh yeah, a quarter ounce heroin suppository. After that, everything was cream cheese.
@saythatscool: All kidding aside, a friend of mine who "knows things" told me that there was some sort of genetic anomaly with Shiloh that required some fairly invasive surgery at her/his birth.
@Nard: Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? Because I have also heard from someone who worked at The Cottage Hospital in Swakopmund in Namibia that she had both sets of parts at birth.
A UK paper called The Star wins the prize for this shit. They couldn't get photos of Jade Goody's wedding so (IIRC from Private Eye) they used photos from her previous wedding and photoshopped on her head + a bandeau from a photo of Kylie Minogue when *she* had cancer. It was hilariously badly done.
@MizJenkins: When I saw that my brain said, "Edward Norton," and I thought...I do not see it at all. Then I realized, "Edward Furlong," and YES! That's him! And I'm now cracking up at my desk.
That Surloh picture isn't the only photoshopping on that cover. I happen to know that the photo of Ben Affleck was taken at a Dallas leather bar during its "Tuxes and Tops" party in 2007, and that photo of Jenny Garner was taken in a stall in the men's room at the Molly Pitcher rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike. She had some bad clams, and the ladies' room was full, but look at that smile. Ever the professional, that one.
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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeThat being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
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If she isn't painted an unnatural shade of orange, it's hard to tell she's Brad Pitt's child.
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When I saw that my brain said, "Edward Norton," and I thought...I do not see it at all. Then I realized, "Edward Furlong," and YES! That's him! And I'm now cracking up at my desk.
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