Waterboarding is much more intimidating if it's done to you after a six-hour naked stress position a cold warehouse by armed strangers who brought you God knows where with a bag over your head.
Dear Lord. I'm not a praying woman, but if you could see fit to making that last item with a Mr. Sean Hannity happen, I will give my life to the church. And I'm Jewish.
@Bellyboop: Can I put in a request when you're praying? Human pyramid comprised of various pro-torture TV and AM radio personalities. Special extra prayer request: please put Rush Limbaugh on top. Thanks.
@MrInBetween: I believe he did. But I thought he drank scotch. Either way, it was spectacular, done with a single gallon of water and the panic looked real.
I'd like to see Hannity get 'boarded with a fire hose.
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WTF?!?!?
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Seriously.
I can't wait to see Firing Up The Base, A Primer for Conservative Reactionary Morons on the "new for Kids" table Barnes & Noble.
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For teens: Glenn Beck's Awkward High School Locker Room Glances and Why They Will Make You Hate America.
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Wait...are they hot?
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That sounds like my wedding night.
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Amen.
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I'd like to see Hannity get 'boarded with a fire hose.