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    Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Hamilton, I have no idea why you are showing so much sympathy for this guy.


    Can you explain how you, who are posting and up in arms about a private eye questioning your family and friends, would feel if someone held your father hostage for 5 days at machine-gunpoint for ransom?


    I don't care if he's 15, 18, or 25. I don't care if he "only weighs 120 pounds" or if he's 200 pounds. I don't care if he's from Somalia or a well-off med student in Boston. He hijacked a ship, held an innocent man hostage at gunpoint for ransom for days, and is now in custody for his actions. How is that "wrong" or somehow deserving of our pity?


    If a private eye poking around gets you angry and concerned, why not talk to Mariah Phillips in Vermont and see how SHE feels about things.

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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    04/22/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: I feel for the guy, sort of. But he totally did what he's charged with and if there are extenuating circumstances they could be brought out in a trial. That's what the trial is for.


    Seriously, if he was an 18-year-old Italian-American who hijacked a truck in New Jersey and had to take the driver hostage, who would be sympathetic for him?

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04/22/09

    @The Curse of Millhaven: I guess I am sick of the politically-correct "oh, he's from Somalia and dirt-poor and desperate so he had no other option than to pick up an AK-47 and some grappling hooks and threaten innocent people bringing food aid".


    This is one less pirate out there. He did the crime, he deals with the consequences. You round up hostages and point a loaded weapon at them and demand ransom - again, I don't give a @#$&*(@#$ where you're from - you get caught, you go to trial.


    Combined with Hamilton's previous angry postings about a private eye knocking on his parents' door... and one wonders... what if that person hadn't asked questions, but banged down the door and then taken his folks' hostage? Would he be exhibiting the same sort of "the guy only weighs 120 pounds and is from a bad neighborhood" empathy? Or would he be thanking his lucky stars if his family got out OK and grateful that the perp got caught and was off the streets?

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Oh, Pfffttt!


    (Yes, really. She's quite gross. I have nothing more intelligible to say. Laughing and scoffing at a crying kid who has no idea what much of this means, even if rightfully accused. How adult you are, jerk.)

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Hamno, you swashbuckling coupleteer.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Wow that Peyser column is awful. How does she live with herself?


    Kind of reminds me of the Brit tabloid fiasco with the Slumdog Millionaire girl. More scummy media hacks exploiting brown people for ratings/pageviews/attention...

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/22/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Normally, I don't comment on appearance. But with the Peys, rarely has the wrapping more accurately portrayed the ugly contents.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    So Peyser reads Gawker, and the comments?

    [gawker.com]
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    This is the most attention my Pittsburgh Pirates have gotten since 1992. Beat 'em Bucs!
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    04/22/09

    @Sarcastro: Oops.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/22/09

    @Sarcastro:

    The outfield of Bonds/Van Slyke/Bonilla should be put on trial for constantly choking against the Braves.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/22/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: It still makes me angry. Sid Effing Bream? You can't throw out Sid Bream?


    I still love sports, but that play crushed my ability to get truly emotionally involved. I spent all my sports-related anger, disappointment, rage, sadness that day.


    Now I just direct those feelings inward, all the time.

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    Image of Dandy Darkly Dandy Darkly
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Rueful Picaroon. "Picaroon" sounds racist somehow.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    04/22/09

    @Dandy Darkly: lol true.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    How did they decide he was 18? Is there a blood test? Or did they just cut him and count the rings?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    I feel like if I open up today's Post, Rocky Squirrel should pop out and say "Now here's something you'll really enjoy!"
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Crying pirate? No-no-no and a bottle of glum.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    I just wonder if New York was just like he pictured it. Skyscrapers, and everything.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Buccaneer...to much to pay for corn?
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    Post headline amuses swashchucklers.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
    While I believe that the pirates should be brought to justice, so far nothing has compelled me to feel more sympathetic toward them than Peyser’s disgusting words.
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    Image of southernbitch southernbitch
    04/21/09

    In reply to Grinning Pirate Is the Toast of NYC
    @somedayrainwillcome:


    i'm from new orleans, so don't think i'm some upper class manhattanite asshole pitying the poors and being a blanket apologist while sitting on my own ass and benefiting from my immense priviledge. and certainly don't think that somehow i'm isolated from this kind of fucked up violence- some guy got shot in the face on my block over the weekend, i've been robbed, i've had friends shot, and all sorts of layers of shit. my city is fucked the hell up, and is basically a failed state with the same horrible nuances and too many people with shitty opinions as to what's the cause and what's to do. so i think about WHY this kind of shit happens a lot. and i didn't at all say we should let him go, i said that we should never think that imprisioning a person should be looked at as an opportunity for them, because it's not. prison in this country is not about reform, education, or enlightenment. so whatevs.

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