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bjonston
08/01/09

In reply to The Final Indignity: Awkward Slang
Back in the day when tripping on hallucinogens was a weekly pass-time, one of my friends devised a list of rules to follow whenever tripping. Among rules such as "all cars are real" and "fire burns" there was "if you are enough of a smart-ass, you will get your ass kicked." Maybe there should have been a rule like, "if you live in Kentucky and accidentally wander into your McCracker neighbor's house while tripping, you will get shot." No?
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DoctorNine
07/31/09

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They make those holding cells down at the station with padded walls for just such an occasion. And I can't imagine a fungified felon would be very difficult to funnel into one of those type containers. Maybe I would be annoyed with the little wart. Perhaps I might even freak him out a little bit on purpose. But I wouldna KILL him.... sheesh...
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LatestBy
07/31/09

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McCracka, please.
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Swifter
07/31/09

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If someone breaks into my house in the middle of the night, makes my girlfriend scream in terror and doesn't stop when ordered, they're going to eat lead.
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Housebroken(mostly)
07/31/09

@Swifter: just make sure you have a couple drinks first
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Conrad
07/31/09

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Shrooms is acceptable, but Magic Mushrooms is still a widely used slang.
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Housebroken(mostly)
07/31/09

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Yeah, if I walked into my house and found some teen staring at my wallpaper, I would have to shoot them immediately...

because you can never be too safe.
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lobstr
07/31/09

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that kind of episode would be one of those hilarious trip stories you would hear about, save for the gun part, of course.
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CaptainFantastic
07/31/09

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Sad. Don't eat shrooms by yourselves, kids.
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