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10/23/09
"I want to be Angelina Jolie’s assistant in Cambodia," she exclaims. "She’s doing all this amazing UN goodwill work. I would just love to hang out there, hang out with movie stars but help land mine victims, too. I think there’s too little glamour in volunteer work." #minlieskovsky
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Here's Milan's myspace page, and by the looks of it, they're slovakanians, not magyrians.
[www.myspace.com]
He's also got a supersecret website with triple trancefish protection. #minlieskovsky
10/22/09
... NASDAQ being the so-called "Dow Jones of the tech industry stocks" (Dow being the so-called "College Football Rankings of the stock market").
Yeah, time to date a writer.
10/22/09
ah yeah... so I like things that are related to human beings... ah um... I like um poetry, and music, and sandwiches, and plumbing, and aerospace engineering, and cello, and classical renaissance acting and restoration drama... yeah I'm really interested in all these things... The boys tell me I'm too smart but uh, ah they're just not interested in things. Oh skin care, I'm really interested in skin care, oh and learning latin. Also I'd really love to travel the world. I understand there are SO many other humans all around the world. Yeah... I'm pretty smart... I have so many interests... what? study one? why would I do that? It would take too much time away from all my OTHER interests. Besides, I just have to be open to them and love them and um... everything will ah.. .you know come together. What? What does dilletante have to do with me? Idiot? Who's an idiot? The models all say I'm pretty smart. #minlieskovsky
10/22/09
Good grief man, you've been punked! This is all branding. And she's (or her publicist is), good. #minlieskovsky
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there is absolutely zilch in this statement worth gloating over, minny. #minlieskovsky
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is LEDERHOSEN #minlieskovsky
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Also, consider that math departments tend to be very international and that success at the graduate level does not require strong English skills. If you are a native English speaker, your sections will likely be swamped and overcrowded. You may even have students from other sections coming to your office hours and sending you emails. Your best defense may be to fake an impenetrable foreign accent and adopt strange physical affectations during the first few weeks of class. #minlieskovsky
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I would Salman Rushdie's underpants is a good start. #minlieskovsky
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cheap is all i can afford these days! #minlieskovsky
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You objectify and prey on the weakest and most insecure of men. You carry a pedigree. You stare danger in the eye. You challenge conventions. You aspire to Zelig-like background ubiquity in the popular culture.
I'll take the strong, silent type over this any day of the week. I like women with the thousand yard stare, myself. #minlieskovsky
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10/23/09
"You objectify and prey on the weakest and most insecure of men."
Your statement was not in reference to Rushdie? I must be losing my reading and comprehension skills. No matter, I've learned my lesson: You're not to be engaged with and I apologize if I've caused you offense. #minlieskovsky