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    Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    PUNS: CAN'T GET ENUF OF 'EM
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    Image of Colin Wiggins Colin Wiggins
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    My interest rate in Kenneth Cole is at historic lows.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02/23/09

    @Colin Wiggins:


    And today I bet it's declined by at least 50 basis pants.

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    Image of Seriously Seriously
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    i will never stop strongly disliking this man.
    never.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Dow closed down 250. There's a kick in the head.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    I may boot.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Not the reaction he was hoping for, it seems.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Old King Cole is a merry old sole.
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    Image of aisatsana aisatsana
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Dear Kenneth Cole: Dye.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/23/09

    @aisatsana: Careful -- you could end up being charged as an accessory.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Ok, all sewing puns aside, this guy has the intellectual nuance of the offspring of De La Vega and a fortune cookie.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    02/23/09

    @Mount_Prion: that sounds like a bias cut.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02/23/09

    @Mount_Prion:


    And his shoes are ugly.

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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Now that his stint on Top Chef has come to an end, perhaps Kenneth could hire Toby Young to assist in writing terrible, terrible puns?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    02/23/09

    @Heneage: Or me?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    What a heel.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Not the last.
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    Image of thundermonkey thundermonkey
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    Don't rag on Cole. Aren't you afraid of a law suit?
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    02/23/09

    @thundermonkey: who can think about law suits when so many people are receiving pink slips?
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    Image of thundermonkey thundermonkey
    02/23/09

    @TableNine: That cluster of slips just mean pennyless lawyers will pleat your case for next to nothing.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    @thundermonkey: But how are their briefs?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    After the KC demographic sees this, they will undoubtedly ask themselves: "Wear? Wear can I get redressed Kenneth?"
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    02/23/09

    @saythatscool: they'll probably hem and haw about what not to wear.
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    Image of E. H. Cotton E. H. Cotton
    02/23/09

    In reply to Kenneth Cole's Clever Wordplay Saves Economy
    This is going to be a great thread.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: does the recession have a silver lining?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Oh, I dunno. Things aren't always what they seam.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Cole's copy really speaks to my sole. I hope he's not stringing me along.
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    Image of blix blix
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: It's important to be upbeat during uncertain times. No since putting on a hair shirt.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: I'm not so sure we should purse-sue this collection of puns. I fear we'll just encourage this designer with our well made knock-offs.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Tailor made for Gawker.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: As a nation, we can pick ourselves up by our bootstraps, and cobble together a new future of bad ad copy.
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    Image of blix blix
    02/23/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Oh snap! Kenneth really knows how to press my buttons.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/23/09

    @blix: Feel free to vent. Or show a litte choler.
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    Image of blix blix
    02/24/09

    @blix: No since!? Are you on drugs? Got any left?
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