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Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
Every movie star everywhere is quitting! In today's case of old Clint Eastwood it makes sense, because he's, y'know, old and his directing career has been a lot more illustrious than his acting career has for the past decade or so. But the once-promising, now-squandered Joaquin Phoenix? Baby mill Angelina Jolie? Nicole Kidman?? If they leave, then what are we to do? Find new movie stars, I guess. Trouble is, there aren't really any good, young understudies waiting in the wings. But there might be some! We'll take a look at who could replace these four retiring (or maybe semi-retiring) actors after the jump. More »

4:31 PM on Mon Nov 24 2008
By Richard
9,852 views, 88 comments

Most discussed Unfun: James McAvoy can replace Joaquin, because I said so. more »
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Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
Sienna Miller filed a lawsuit against a London-based paparazzo Darryn Lyons and his Big Pictures agency in the High Court of London to prevent them from taking photographs of her. Whether she's filing the lawsuit because she's upset about her pending split with Balthazar Getty or because she just hates the paps that much, the British legal system is about to establish another interesting precedent. Since celebrities can't retaliate any other way but in the courts, paparazzi fanfiction is here to let them settle the score. More »

5:15 PM on Sun Nov 2 2008
By Alex Carnevale
3,612 views, 35 comments

Most discussed Weegee's bored: The b.f. was supposed to stop after the shit. more »
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Sienna Miller: Who's the Slut Now, Slut?
Brit-actress and dater of married actor Balthazar Getty Sienna Miller's house was spray-painted with "SLUT" last night. Oh yeah? Is she? Really a slut? Don't worry: strident feminism is not part of today's lesson. But the Bible is! More »

2:38 PM on Thu Aug 21 2008
By Sheila
8,394 views, 92 comments
gossip roundup
ScarJo Would Like 'Sexists' To Leave Her And Obama Alone
- Barack Obama maybe has something new in common with Hillary Clinton, because according to Scarlett Johansson the whole foofaraw over Obama's email to her was "a product of extreme sexism." [AP]
- Jennifer Aniston is "so into" John Mayer, but according to Aniston's reps the actress is not getting married or having his baby, at least not yet, unless he asks, why did you hear he's about to ask or something?! No pressure! Anyway, supposedly OK! and Star got everything totally wrong. [Us]
- Sienna Miller would like everyone to know she did not break up Balthazar Getty's marriage, in fact she made sure he was separated first, because she tried that whole scene once with Jude Law and, OMG, MESS-Y! [P6]
- There is apparently some sort of controversy brewing over whether Paris Hilton did or did not use a teleprompter in her John McCain response video. The producers are on video saying she didn't, so maybe give her the benefit of the doubt, just this once.
- Morgan Freeman is divorcing his wife, but not over the woman he was in the car accident with. Apparently there was some cheating that predated that.
7:29 AM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Ryan Tate
1,951 views, 44 comments

Latest by Pinekatz: Of course she used a teleprompter. Someone else wrote the words, then told her to put her 27-year-old hair more »
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Celebrity Jesus: Original Gangster Version
Hey kids: you think Catholicism is all about musty old churches and child-molesting priests? Think again, yo! Everything that you think is cool came from a man named g-o-d—including blunt-smoking gangster rapper Snoop Dogg. Deify him! But he's not the only one of you young peoples' false idols who came from the Godmeister. That's right, Sienna Miller did too! These two ads from the Australian version of Marie Claire are supposed to promote the Catholic Church's upcoming World Youth Day. 1-8-7 with a gat in your mouth, Jesus! Gaze upon the full versions of two [REAL] horrifying ideas of youth outreach: More »

2:30 PM on Wed Jun 4 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
2,742 views, 51 comments

Latest by xhack: @miasma-protege: Yeah, that. Anyone want to try that? more »
gossip roundup
Kate Moss' Scary Side
- London tabloid Daily Mail snickered at Kate Moss' bony knees during Moss' night on the town with her rocker boyfriend, but what about the frightening shot of her face at left? The tab writes, under that photo, "Kate's hard-partying ways are beginning to show on the world beauty." Or maybe it's just the tint on the limo glass? [Mail]
- Britney Spears was not allowed to go to the bathroom alone, call anyone or touch the mail, but she was allowed to order something called a "lobster burger."
- Lily Allen had a miscarriage, broke up with her lover and her show got low ratings. Now lingerie maker Agent Provocateur is backing out of a modeling deal she trained hard for. Where is Chris Crocker when you need him? [Sun]
- Yankee Derek Jeter shut down by actress Sienna Miller, who had no idea who he was. [P6]
- Vanessa Hudgens,18, looking cute in an airport. ("Hot" would be creepy still, right? Too soon?) [X17]
- After being "inappropriate" with an adult film star during the taping of a reality show, married Daniel Baldwin returned home. Now he's got a black eye.
- Oil heir and inventor of the term "firecrotch" Brandon Davis is out of rehab and, surprise, now has a short temper, most recently with some South Beach hotel staff who called the police. Sounds like a certain hotel needs to sign up for the Russell Crowe Celebrity Sensitivity Training Workshops. [P6]
- Jessica Simpson is blocking a video she starred in, because it might possibly have some redeeming social value. [P6]
- After all the pussies canceled their Oscar parties, which diehard queen was left standing? Elton Fucking John, that's who. [P6]
- Michael Bolton is engaged to an actress from Desperate Housewives in an attempt to create the most sickening wedding ever. [Daily News]
8:19 AM on Tue Feb 19 2008
By Ryan Tate
3,695 views, 31 comments

Latest by Stark_pigeon: @In Other News...: Hannah Montana has pictures now.... more »

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Sienna Miller Wishes To Continue Her "Thriller" Dance Unmolested, Thank You
[Actress Sienna Miller accosted by paparazzi at LAX today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
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[Odd couple actors Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans at the BAFTA awards in London yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »

5:15 PM on Mon Feb 11 2008
By Richard
3,831 views, 53 comments
Sienna Miller, the British actress whose fame peaked around the time Jude Law cheated on her with a nanny, is no doubt appalled that film stills in which she appears fully frontally nude are floating around the internet today. This will not help her career in the slightest. What nefarious person could have taken these benign, flattering shots? Also, isn't it weird to see someone dressed as a long-haired hippie sporting a landing strip? [Fleshbot]

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gossip roundup
Paris Hilton Is Still A Pothead
Paris "I don't do drugs" Hilton was spotted exiting a limo in a cloud of marijuana smoke. Paris, honey: seriously, stop! Quitting weed makes you so much sharper and more inclined to like Park Slope! [Page Six]
Dita Von Teese just wants to cuddle. And get spanked, a little. [Page Six]
Jane Pratt destroys the last little tidbits of anyone's solidarity with her by doling out nyah-nyah quotes like "Creating Jane was fantastic, and I had a magical team of people with me. We even had fun at 3 a.m. eating takeout and writing cover lines! You can see what happens when I leave." [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Sienna Miller is "not" "dating" "Diddy," despite evidence to the contrary. [R&M, last item]

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