Jesus, the woman likes to fuck, big deal! I haven't read any reports detailing how Ms. Miller kidnapped these men at gunpoint and threatened to execute small woodland creatures if they didn't fuck her. Mad Men is a tv show not a way of life anymore (thank God!). #siennamiller
How are none of them Jude Law? He is the only one that really matters, right?
Also, If it were me, I'd like to not reflect on past boyfriends named Jude, Slinky, and Balthazar. Sounds like a Peter Jackson movie, or something that ends in muggle-warts. #siennamiller
@TheUptightMidwesterner: I think they may be filming the Silver Doe chapter where the Horcrux taunts Ron with images of Harry and Hermione embracing. Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione (as they're referred to in the text) do kiss. It doesn't say anything about them being naked though.
Oh, hell. Here's the text: "Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
Well remember that Goldie Hawn does return to hometown Washington, DC periodically to break into the house where she grew up and "just walk around and look." I bet she's real comfy with girl-talk. #alexrodriguez
@The Dewd: Is it just me, or does all of this A-Rod-as-centaur talk remind anyone else of an imprisoned Will Ferrell drawing Starsky & Hutch as dragons? #alexrodriguez
Aaaah Rhianna. I realize maybe your tiny, stupid child's brain can't quite grind its way through this problem with it's tiny little retarded child brain metaphorical hands, but:
Fame = people pay attention whatever you do.
You = famous.
Therefore.
You = people pay attention to whatever you do. #alexrodriguez
@Pope John Peeps II: My sympathy level is greater lowered now that I realize Rhianna is discussing this tragic/painful/devastating incident in conjunction with her new album release. #alexrodriguez
@Island of Misfit Toys: When life gives you lemons, you carefully contrive those lemons into a situation where you can generate sympathy for yourself, then you take the lemon rinds and squeeze them even more by demanding sympathy for having your shame publicly sympathized-with. #alexrodriguez
Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for his personal failings has already worked once for Plugs Piven... #lindsaylohan
@LatestBy: The only time I've ever seen "Doyenne" used in context is to describe old ladies who live in Palm Beach and Boca off of their dead husband's fortune.
"Marcy, like the other doyennes of Palm Beach County, would play shuffleboard in the late afternoon while her poorer peers ate at budget Early Bird Specials." #lindsaylohan
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Also, If it were me, I'd like to not reflect on past boyfriends named Jude, Slinky, and Balthazar. Sounds like a Peter Jackson movie, or something that ends in muggle-warts. #siennamiller
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Oh, hell. Here's the text:
"Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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Word on the street is A-Rod isn't the only one to commission one of these Centaur portraits lately... #alexrodriguez
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Fame = people pay attention whatever you do.
You = famous.
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that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan
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"Marcy, like the other doyennes of Palm Beach County, would play shuffleboard in the late afternoon while her poorer peers ate at budget Early Bird Specials." #lindsaylohan
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