Listicle
Every movie star everywhere is quitting! In
today's case of old Clint Eastwood it makes sense, because he's, y'know,
old and his directing career has been a lot more illustrious than his acting career has for the past decade or so. But the once-promising,
now-squandered Joaquin Phoenix?
Baby mill Angelina Jolie? Nicole Kidman?? If they leave, then what are we to do? Find new movie stars, I guess. Trouble is, there aren't really any good, young understudies waiting in the wings. But there might be some! We'll take a look at who could replace these four retiring (or maybe semi-retiring) actors after the jump.
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Sienna Miller filed a lawsuit against a London-based paparazzo Darryn Lyons and his Big Pictures agency in the High Court of London to prevent them from taking photographs of her. Whether she's filing the lawsuit because she's upset about her pending split with Balthazar Getty or because she just hates the paps that much, the British legal system is about to establish another interesting precedent. Since celebrities can't retaliate any other way but in the courts, paparazzi fanfiction is here to let them settle the score.
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gossip roundup
- Barack Obama maybe has something new in common with Hillary Clinton, because according to Scarlett Johansson the whole foofaraw over Obama's email to her was "a product of extreme sexism." [AP]
- Jennifer Aniston is "so into" John Mayer, but according to Aniston's reps the actress is not getting married or having his baby, at least not yet, unless he asks, why did you hear he's about to ask or something?! No pressure! Anyway, supposedly OK! and Star got everything totally wrong. [Us]
- Sienna Miller would like everyone to know she did not break up Balthazar Getty's marriage, in fact she made sure he was separated first, because she tried that whole scene once with Jude Law and, OMG, MESS-Y! [P6]
- There is apparently some sort of controversy brewing over whether Paris Hilton did or did not use a teleprompter in her John McCain response video. The producers are on video saying she didn't, so maybe give her the benefit of the doubt, just this once.
- Morgan Freeman is divorcing his wife, but not over the woman he was in the car accident with. Apparently there was some cheating that predated that.
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gossip roundup
- London tabloid Daily Mail snickered at Kate Moss' bony knees during Moss' night on the town with her rocker boyfriend, but what about the frightening shot of her face at left? The tab writes, under that photo, "Kate's hard-partying ways are beginning to show on the world beauty." Or maybe it's just the tint on the limo glass? [Mail]
- Britney Spears was not allowed to go to the bathroom alone, call anyone or touch the mail, but she was allowed to order something called a "lobster burger."
- Lily Allen had a miscarriage, broke up with her lover and her show got low ratings. Now lingerie maker Agent Provocateur is backing out of a modeling deal she trained hard for. Where is Chris Crocker when you need him? [Sun]
- Yankee Derek Jeter shut down by actress Sienna Miller, who had no idea who he was. [P6]
- Vanessa Hudgens,18, looking cute in an airport. ("Hot" would be creepy still, right? Too soon?) [X17]
- After being "inappropriate" with an adult film star during the taping of a reality show, married Daniel Baldwin returned home. Now he's got a black eye.
- Oil heir and inventor of the term "firecrotch" Brandon Davis is out of rehab and, surprise, now has a short temper, most recently with some South Beach hotel staff who called the police. Sounds like a certain hotel needs to sign up for the Russell Crowe Celebrity Sensitivity Training Workshops. [P6]
- Jessica Simpson is blocking a video she starred in, because it might possibly have some redeeming social value. [P6]
- After all the pussies canceled their Oscar parties, which diehard queen was left standing? Elton Fucking John, that's who. [P6]
- Michael Bolton is engaged to an actress from Desperate Housewives in an attempt to create the most sickening wedding ever. [Daily News]
gossip roundup
Paris "I don't do drugs" Hilton was spotted exiting a limo in a cloud of marijuana smoke. Paris, honey: seriously, stop! Quitting weed makes you so much sharper and more inclined to like Park Slope! [Page Six]
Dita Von Teese just wants to cuddle. And get spanked, a little. [Page Six]
Jane Pratt destroys the last little tidbits of anyone's solidarity with her by doling out nyah-nyah quotes like "Creating Jane was fantastic, and I had a magical team of people with me. We even had fun at 3 a.m. eating takeout and writing cover lines! You can see what happens when I leave." [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Sienna Miller is "not" "dating" "Diddy," despite evidence to the contrary. [R&M, last item]