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onehotmess
05/09/09

In reply to The Hipster Sensibility Matrix
just hold up a god damn minute! ive been away for a few days & am having a hard time processing this, but has the HIPSTER GRIFTER been captured??
aw HELL no!
kari, i feel like i hardley knew ya...
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semiserious
05/09/09

In reply to The Hipster Sensibility Matrix
Was mostly with you until I saw Eminem is apparently "Alt," and that Oprah combining forces with chicken is apparently more mainstream that Oprah combining forces with Jim Carrey's ex-Playmate girlfriend.
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semiserious
05/09/09

@semiserious: Then again, I guess future hipster boys felt that wacking off to Jenny McCarthy "authentic" than wacking off to Pam Anderson when they were young, because Jenny McCarthy had that weird show on MTV with puppets while their dads got drunk on the recliner and fondled them self through their afterwork pants when Pam was on Baywatch.
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Rumpelstilskin
05/08/09

In reply to Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger
At least he spent less money on his "outside development" than Edwards.
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DaveCrabtree
05/08/09

In reply to Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger
I'm sorry, but I just can't forgive Silda for apparently forgiving him. I know stuff like this happens in lots of marriages. In fact, one of the ex-Mrs. Crabtrees forgave me for a similar indiscretion, but at least there was no public humiliation involved. Silda is a charming, intelligent, serious woman, and to abase herself by "standing by her man" is just so wrong for her. Like Elizabeth Edwards, she becomes more of an enabler if not a cohort in her husband's behavior. For a while I figured she was just waiting for her father-in-law to die so she could go for the really big bucks in the divorce, but the money's just not worth it. What are your daughters learning from this, Silda?
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Mama Penguino
05/08/09

@DaveCrabtree: You lost me at "one of the ex-Mrs. Crabtrees."
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DaveCrabtree
05/08/09

@Mama Penguino: A fair shot, I admit. In my defense, though, let me say that my marriage to the first ex-Mrs. Crabtree was a youthful indiscretion -- hers, not mine. I was a relatively unattractive, lonely but moderately charming guy, she was sweet, beautiful, one of my best friends from college -- and a closeted lesbian. We were coming up on our second anniversary when she said she couldn't live the lie any longer. The divorce was amicable, and we remained great friends until her death from cancer a few years ago. In fact, it was the (totally innocent) time I spent with her while she was dying that was the last straw with the second ex-Mrs. Crabtree.

Sorry to overshare, but among the many, many reasons for thinking I'm an asshole, my having two ex-wives is not one of them.
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Mama Penguino
05/08/09

@DaveCrabtree: I really hate those situations where I've been a judgmental bitch dishing out snotty one-liners to people who have suffered honest tragedies. My apologies.
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DaveCrabtree
05/08/09

@Mama Penguino: No apologies necessary. If you just called me a jerk without giving a reason, I'd pretty much have to agree with you, but you made the common error of being too specific. And besides, being judgmental and dishing out snotty one-liners is pretty much what thinking people live for, and we've got no business dishing them out if we can't take them.

But it's sweet of you to apologize. Thanks for that.
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Mama Penguino
05/08/09

@DaveCrabtree: Oh, Dave. We'll always have Gawker. *wink*
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skahammer
05/08/09

In reply to Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger
OK, Gawker, I fell for this one. Well played.
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bytememehard
05/08/09

In reply to Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger
She should start dating John Edwards.
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City_Dater
05/08/09

@bytememehard:

She's too sane and attractive for him (i.e., too much like the wife he stepped out on).
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CaptainFantastic
05/08/09

@bytememehard: Or Elizabeth Edwards.
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dado
05/08/09

In reply to Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger
I want to think that maybe she was around for a few of those sessions...he must have tried to talk her into it at least once.
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