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    Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff

    David Hiller: Sulzberger Of The West
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    I have some United Telegraph & Zeppelin stock if anyone would like to buy?
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    Interesting how on the bill says, "I promise to pay the bearer on demand


    ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS"


    What the hell is that bill then, not one hundred trillion? I'm confused.


    Is there a numismatist around here who can explain?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/21/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Whoa, "numismatist" is a one-hundred-trillion-dollar word, sugarpop. *thump, thump*
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    Those are three rocks of crack, evidently.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: the background patterns are clearly mescaline influenced.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    I have pockets full of those bills after I had to get change for my Gogol note. I have them rolled up and fastened in rubber bands like Real Housewife of Zimbabwe.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    It's gotta be hard to break that bill at 7-11.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock:


    If that's Zimbabwean dollars, you need two of them to get a Slurpee.

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    05/21/09

    @Smitros: I have some lovely Confederate Money if anyone needs to start a fire?
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    05/21/09

    @HiredGoons:


    I think those may have some collectible value.

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    05/21/09

    @Smitros: there's only one thing you can buy with it... well, 3/4ths of a thing.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/21/09

    @HiredGoons:


    I ain't cutting up no monkey.

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    05/21/09

    @Smitros: ouch!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nigerian Businessman Has Urgent Offer For Mr. Madoff
    See this is why, when you find the genie, you don't ask for that much money. Nobody is going to believe you.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    05/21/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Prince Ali, yes it is he, Ali Ababwa!


    Strong as 10 regular men, lovely to see!


    So try your best to stay calm - Put on your sunday salam!


    Be the first on your block to meet his eeeeyyyyyyeeeeee!

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    05/21/09

    @m4ximusprim3: He's got 95 white Persian monkeys!


    (He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!)

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/21/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division:


    Show me the monkey!

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    05/21/09

    @Smitros: Let's get to brass tacks here. How much for the monkey?
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    05/21/09

    @TVAddendum:


    What about the other 94?

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