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    Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!

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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    Edited by snugbug at 10/30/09 8:03 AM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/30/09 10:22 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    I'm no fan of Tila Tequila, but suicide is no laughing matter - even when it IS someone like her.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    "Don't try suicide / Nobody giiiiiiives a damn"

    - f. mercury
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    10/07/09

    @johnny_carsick: +1
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    Go Tila, go!
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    I think if you really are ready for suicide, you just do it, not tweet about it.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    Is heaven experiencing yet another shortage of herpes and alcoholism?
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    Image of skateebee skateebee
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    Why does such an ugly, untalented, uninteresting, unintelligent woman like this think people actually care what she tweets?
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/06/09

    @skateebee: Baffling yet she has followers. Tweeter will bring the end of our civilization to an end
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    Image of Mohaski Mohaski
    10/06/09

    @skateebee: The same woman who thinks she's needed in heaven.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/06/09

    In reply to Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
    Congrats to Bryan Batt! It seems like only yesterday he was playing Patrick Stewart's boytoy in Jeffrey.

    Oh, and stop linking to Perez Shitlin. Please. He won't stop if you keep encouraging him.
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Oh wait ... I was thinking of Lily Allen.

    But Katy could send him hyperlinks to Lily Allen's boobies. That would probably be even better.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I refuse to believe that SJP was ever, EVAH with JFK, Jr. It's just not possible.

    On another note, OOOOOHHHH that Oliver Hudson!
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP may have one foot in the grave, but the other three seem pretty stable.
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    FormerEnglishMajor promoted this comment TableNein was starred TableNein was unstarred
    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: As long as she's alive and working, that's the mane thing.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: It must be the saddlebags under her eyes.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: If she's trying to curry favor, odds are it won't work furlong.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Dunno, she seems pretty stable to me, but with SATC continually dangling that carrot out there, it's no wonder she looks a little run-down.
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    Image of Looker Looker
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She doesn't look that bad! SJP is still hot to trot.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Looker was starred Looker was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @Looker: The rumors of her health problems are greatly exaggerated. She looks perfectly stable to me.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: As long as she's still hoofing it I think she's still in the running.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Let's be realistic, she may be tiring down the back stretch, but she is not yet ready for the glue factory.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @misslinda: It's high-stakes, with all she has riding on this.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: All these neigh-sayers are a bunch of appaloosas! SJP still spurs a funny feeling in my jockeys. An unbridled feeling of passion, if you will.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: Whoa fella! Not to be a nag, but it sounds like you're champing at the bit.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I hope before his ILY turns into a TRO that he can rein in that passion .
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    10/02/09

    @dado: She's not just tired, she's asleep on her feet. Because, you know, she can do that.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    @resipsaloquacious: If she's that tired she should have her secretariat cancel some of her events. She needs to spend more time at home, being a mudder to her kids.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/02/09

    @NigelAstydameia:

    She once was a perky fillie, but now anyone who thinks so has blinders on.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    10/02/09

    @depardoo: She shouldn't stop with two SATC films. She should go for the trifecta!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She needs time to chill down, maybe get in touch with her spiritual side. "Hey, Sarah! Go to church-chill down!"
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Get your rest, SJP! We can't have you going tits up on us.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    @son of spam: From the look of that picture her tits just want to go opposite directions. Ouch.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    The snarky side of me wants to curse Suri Cruise... but then I remember that she'll probably end up like Lindsay Lohan, and I feel much better.
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