At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his game of taking the piss out of the squeaky-clean American pretty boys, I suppose. (Look out, Chace Crawford: you’re next.) #robertpattinson
Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he knows, grown bored of complaining about the tragedy of becoming suddenly famous or pussyfooting about his purported romantic entanglement with his nubile co-star.
At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron. I feel bad about it, but there it is. #robertpattinson
Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape.
All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.
I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
@skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
@snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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@snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
@snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
@just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
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All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
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I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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