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    Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    "He took me out but he didn't try to win my heart."


    A lone tear rolled down Simona's cheek as her fairytale daydreams of the Piven wilted away. The bitter sting of forcefed sake down her throat also washed away any hope of that trip to the Build-A-Bear Factory that he had promised her the day before.

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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Does anyone know where the turnip truck accident was? I'm trying to go freegan.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Aren't "stars," geologically, already composed of metals? And what about Wu tang's RZA and his colloidal silver obsession? [ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot.com]
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    Image of malke2010 malke2010
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Plus, his breath has to smell like heavy metal, and that can't be pleasant.
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    Image of Almostbanned Almostbanned
    03/02/09

    @malke2010: Unless it smells like Manowar.


    Photobucket

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/02/09

    @Almostbanned: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
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    Image of malke2010 malke2010
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Really, what's all the fuss about Jeremy Piven, anyway?


    He's not hot looking, he's on television, he sounds a little desperate, (a first date in Jersey?), and he's short.


    What's to like?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/02/09

    @malke2010: You kind of suck.
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    Image of noxiousbeast noxiousbeast
    03/02/09

    @malke2010: I think he's distinctly troll-like, in both attitude and physicality. But to each their own.
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    Image of malke2010 malke2010
    03/02/09

    @BookishLookish: Jeremy, you're a troll
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @malke2010: Jersey-dissing little witch.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Note to Piv: if you don't want to have to pretend what silly young girls think, you could always stop being such a cheapskate and hire hookers already.
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    I can't be the only woman who thinks that sounds like an awesome date.


    I really like sake.

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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    03/02/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: I'm a man and I think it sounds like an awesome date.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Um, if you're dating an assuredly non-person named "Simona Fusca", you deserve any and all bad things that come your way, as you're too much of a cliché to be taken seriously.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    The more important question here is WHAT THE HELL IS PIVEN DRIVING OUT TO JERSEY FOR A FIRST DATE? I mean, if all he wanted was sex, wouldn't it have been cheaper and easier to hire a hooker?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/02/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Jersey brings 'em, baby. Believe me, they come on out.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    This story is disturbing. I assume Simona, like me, had previously only heard great things about Piven and specifically how he treats women.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    She "models" for SugarDaddy.com?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    This date sounds a lot like GoDaddy itself: You're drawn in by its sexy image, thinking it'll be cheap and easy; but the whole experience turns out to be far more annoying than you ever expected.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    She went on a date with him just to prove he's wrong for wanting to have a little fun? That's low. Lower that Mercury Poisoning Killed My Play low.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Oh, whatEVer. That's typical brohavior.


    Honey, if he was really a creep, he would have introduced you to the ultimate wingman, GHB.


    God. I feel like there are only two people who understand dating: me, and Tracie Egan.

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    Image of noxiousbeast noxiousbeast
    03/02/09

    @hatey: That's a joke, right? Funniest thing I've read on this site in months.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    03/02/09

    @noxiousbeast: Thank you. I do try.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/02/09

    In reply to Sushi-Poisoned Jeremy Piven Likes to Get His Dates Drunk On Sake
    Afterward, Jeremy went home and got off into his socky.
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