Finally: A website that takes the guess work out of drunk-dialing members of Congress — by drunk-dialing a member of Congress for you.

Exploding Actresses is exactly what you think it is: Over seven minutes of classic movie scenes doctored by Italian filmmaker Simone Rovellini to replace the lead actress's normal head with an exploding one.

"Real tough guys don't need guns, they just need a positive, can-do attitude."

Feeling depressed about The Onion becoming a serious news organization that is concerned about offending people and issues sincere apologies when it does? Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

A stylish Shiba Inu named after Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break is teaching humans a thing or two about looking presentable biped.

It's only been around a day or so, but the single-topic Tumblr "What if Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire?" is already garnering high praise from across the web:

Mitt Romney has made it clear that his tax plan will cost the government $5 trillion over the course of 10 years, but hasn't made it equally clear how he plans to pay for it.

A mere day after Secretary of State Hillary "Hillz" Clinton herself contributed a submission to the popular Single-Topic Tumblr Texts From Hillary, the duo behind the Internet sensation have called it quits.

So it's the Zombie Apocalypse, and you're up ghoul creek without an assault rifle. If you absolutely must survive, Map of the Dead is the site for you. Simply plug in the coordinates of your Zack-proof bunker and the Zombie Survival Map will direct you away from danger zones and toward all the necessary gear you'll…

Adam Smith, creator of last week's Tumblr of the Week, Texts From Hillary, met up with his website's subject today and showed her how he's been spending the last few days.