Anthony Ray, aka Sir-Mix-A-Lot, has finally weighed in on the culture's recent bout of booty mania. And thank God he has.

Sir Mix-A-Lot was given the opportunity to mix a lot of mediums last night in Seattle, where his 1992 hit single "Baby Got Back" was performed and remixed by the Seattle Symphony. The rapper and producer names Seattle as his hometown.

Sarah Massey would be just another 33-year-old mother-of-two from Chicago — if it weren't for the fact that she also happens to have the world's biggest butt.

YouTubers dondrapersayswhat was already well-known for his phrasal supercuts (e.g., Don Draper Says "What?," Sit Down and Shut Up: The Supercut), but a few months back he began to experiment with recreating songs using clips from various movies.

In a dusty storeroom in Afghanistan, seven soldiers stand in formation. Lady Gaga is on the sound system. They dance. Videos like these from the frontline are a far cry from candid camera hazing rituals that usually grab the spotlight.

Maybe you can somehow forgive bankers for destroying our economy. But the lyrics of this rap, performed at a 2006 Washington Mutual "President's Club Dinner" in Hawaii, are unforgivable. They were revealed at a very awkward Senate hearing today.

Billionaire financier George Soros turns 79 today. Nina Zagat is turning 67. Writer/comedian Michael Ian Black is 38. The tannest man in Hollywood, George Hamilton, is turning 70. Evelyn Lauder, philanthropist, social staple, and wife of Leonard, is 73. Roger Hodge, the editor of Harper's, is turning 42. NYCLU…