This week on the epic Greek Tragedy that is Jersey Shore, the Situation reignites Sammi and Ronnie's endless break-up drama. He does this by telling Ronnie, Sammi texted other guys when they were broken up- which apparently is very wrong.

Last night's Jersey Shore was full of pranks, clogged toilets and tearful reunions. Sammi returned, and to celebrate- Sammi, Snooki and Ronnie pranked the Situation by rubbing cheese all over his bed. A bed the Situation later got busy in.

In this episode of our favorite award-winning one hour drama Jersey Shore the castmates are all aflutter with drama. The Situation gets shafted by Vinny and Sammi alienates the last person in the house who actually tolerated her.

If you missed this week's Jersey Shore, you missed many things: JWoww's reinterpretation of the concept of "clothing," Sammi's belief that she is passably Asian, and the Situation's ability to drive women out of his and Pauly's arms. Video inside.

With Angelina gone, nary a punch was thrown on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore . But if you assumed that all of the drama would follow her out the door, you'd be wrong, thanks to Mike, the drunken club creep.

You'll never believe what happened on this week's Jersey Shore: People got drunk! People had promiscuous sex with exotic foreigners! Friends became enemies, and enemies stayed enemies! Is anyone keeping track anymore? Not Angelina, because she finally left!