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    Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Whilst Steven Klein might produce beautiful hyper realistic scenes...I think I have to go with Terry Richardson on this one for his raw unadulterated style....plus you are assured of either an erection, semen, or both! #levijohnston
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/05/09

    @MessiahsHandle: I like how you think. I mean I lick how you think. Something like that. #levijohnston
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    what photographer WOULDN'T want this job? I vote Steven Klein #levijohnston
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    Image of intime intime
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Can't they just photoshop a nice big porno dick in there if his is um....less than adequate? #levijohnston
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Nothing a fluffer can't handle. #levijohnston
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    As sleazy and disgusting a human being as Daniel Nardicio is (bareback parties with young gay guys? bleurgh), this has been a total and complete PR coup for playgirl.com, which until Levi's Johnston almost nobody had realized still existed. #levijohnston
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    Image of Colander Colander
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Sheesh. If a guy is hot, it does not matter how big his penis is, at least not in pictures. It really will be about how good this photographer is, more than anything else. #levijohnston
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    "Levi, relax. We have a dozen hair and make-up people to take care of that." #levijohnston
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    Image of hquinlan hquinlan
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Is Levi's manager really named Tank Johnson?
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    11/05/09

    @hquinlan: No, it's not. Johnston, Jones, Johnson, Penis... it's so hard to keep all these names straight. #levijohnston
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Bristol looks like a trailer park Ivanka Trump. #levijohnston
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    @miss_msry: I have always thought that Bristol is beautiful, and I like her name. I don't see the trailer park in her. Just the pawn thing and all that. Weep. #levijohnston
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    He should've started with the Enzyte, weeks ago.

    If nothing else and whether it works or not, he could've ended-up with another endorsement deal.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/05/09 10:45 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    This is all a moot point unless there is wood.

    Everything is a moot point unless there is wood. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. #levijohnston
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    11/05/09

    @BookishLookish: Taking the hardline, eh? I like it. #levijohnston
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    @BookishLookish: I wish people would stop being so hard on this boy. Agreed! #levijohnston
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/05/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Bookish is flexible on many issues. But when it comes to Levi she has fairly rigid opinions. #levijohnston
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Maybe he could ease us all into the introductions to his peen by telling us the nickname? The Littlest Redneck? #levijohnston
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/05/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Puck? #levijohnston
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/05/09

    @Magister: Baby Drill? #levijohnston
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/05/09

    @Beau Nerd: Willy Wonka and the Golden Tickets? #levijohnston
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/05/09

    @Magister: That's a mouthful. #levijohnston
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/05/09

    @Beau Nerd: ...or at least, he hopes. #levijohnston
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    Levi Johnston, clumsy Italian spies, Cher, Kathy Griffin, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Silvio Berlusconi, Henry & Manuel, Taylor Momsen, Glen Beck, Oprah, Michael Arrington and his dad, Padma, Tina Yothers, Hilary Clinton, Rhianna and Chris Brown, oh and what the heck, Nouriel Roubini, all laughing and jumping and singing and flailing around in a pancake-filled jacuzzi, please.
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 11/05/09 9:35 AM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    I think the fact that he had a penis to begin with is the reason why we even know who he is. #levijohnston
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    @The Real JR: Indeed. And if you've watched any of the smarmy interviews with him on TV (hello, Tyra Banks) you'd see that your comment is an understatement. Ms. Sarah Palin started the ball a-rolling when she dressed that peen up in a suit and tie and trotted it out to the world, so yep, it's the peen he's going to capitalize on. #levijohnston
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/05/09

    In reply to Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
    You'd think Playgirl would have checked first. They could always trend the rest of the issue to match. (Small for small, horses for relativity.) #levijohnston
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