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    'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    I'm still trying to figure out who's getting sued as per what the OTHER idiot on the couch said. So a klutzy moron falls out a fucking skilift exposing his asshole and WHO exactly should have to remunerate him? Gravity? Hanes?
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    The televisual definition of ''Going Full Retard''.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    I'd pay to see the poker face on Kilmeade if teabags were mentioned.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    As a non-skier, do ski pants zip down the rear also?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/07/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: You're thinking of leather pants.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/07/09

    @Hydroceph: I know all about those, silly.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    Brian Kilmeade is also the guy who had to explain to me what 'skiing' meant in all of those Craigslist ads.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    Brian Kilmeade:"I have no idea what you're talking about."


    Methinks the boy doth protest too much.

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    I'm a glycerin man myself.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    "What? What's the big deal? That's what we used to do in Boy Scounts! I mean, we all did it. Right guys? .... Guys?"
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    not that there's anything wrong with that
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    If Brian Kilmeade is not the most vile person in the world, on all accounts, I will eat my big gay liberal hat.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/07/09

    @Richard: eh. I think Doucy is worse.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    Apres ski-ski-ski-ski-ski
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    I prefer to think the average male anchor on Fox is probably so horrified by the very existence of his butthole he punches himself in the face every time he takes a dump.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    Doucy keys in on the money, Kilmeade on the buttsex. Both men are true Republicans.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    But the guy in question is stuck while in an uncomfortable position.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/07/09

    In reply to 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
    And by stimulus you obviously mean our prostate economy.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/07/09

    @Private Hangnail: Commie: if we still have them.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/07/09

    @Private Hangnail: Private, I've missed you so.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/07/09

    @belltolls: @Aaron Altman: Aw, thanks guys!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    01/07/09

    @Private Hangnail: You're killing today.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    01/07/09

    @Private Hangnail: That economy has bottomed out.
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