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Hydroceph
07/06/09

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I recently shed a ton of weight, returning me to the size of my pre at-home dad glory days. It also left me with a wardrobe suited to a much larger man. So when i read a pitch in the local paper from a local emergency assistance committee for larger sizes in men's clothing, i thought, "hey, there's a great place to dump this stuff." But when i got there, apparently my former 38x34s weren't big enough.

The skinny beyatch running the office said something about poverty and obesity in America, but my iPhone went off, and i had to wallow in how cool i am so i stopped listening. But i'm almost sure this relates.
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NinaHagen
07/06/09

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Ha! Michael Ball....
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Cicada
07/06/09

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Stretch skinny jeans for men = men looking like overstuffed sausages. Women have been doing this for years, with the bonus feature of more yeast infections.

Great trend, Levis.
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TedSez
07/06/09

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This is still not as bad as when stores like the Gap decided that all men, regardless of their age, size or fashion preferences, would enjoy jeans that sit an inch lower at the waist. I still have a hard time finding a pair that don't seem like they were designed for Megan Fox on disco night.
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BadUncle
07/06/09

@TedSez: Yeah, right? are we supposed to be wearing belly shirts, too?
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LatestBy
07/06/09

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So I can almost buy a pair of skinny jeans with my family's total welfare payout? Score.
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Steverino Begins
07/06/09

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I think they misspelled this guy's last name:

Kevin Moran, a 6-foot-tall, 200-pound, 47-year-old New Yorker, says he gets compliments from men and women whenever he wears his low-rise skinny jeans. "I don't know why some men are so anti-skinny jeans," he says. "I'm sure they think they look just fine in their low baggy jeans that they have to hold up or else they will fall down."
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Solomon Grundy
07/06/09

@Steverino Begins: What's so moronic about his comment? Seems pretty right-on to me.
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Steverino Begins
07/06/09

@Solomon Grundy: It just seems silly to classify jeans as either skin tight or so baggy they're falling off.

Also, I can somewhat relate to that body type, so I'm picturing him in severely tapered leg jeans that give him big hips and make him look like a poser. But who knows, maybe he pulls it off.
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watertiger
07/06/09

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Bring back the Sansabelt, dammit!
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BookishLookish
07/06/09

@watertiger: Hommes Sans Culottes.

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Hydroceph
07/06/09

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And in the mean time, my extremely slender (i'm not allowed to say skinny, even though he is) husband, who looks damned hot in those skinny jeans, can't find shirts that fit because all the "smalls" have magically ballooned into "mediums," even though they're labeled "small." Me, i just can't find jeans that fit because all the pants are made for fat gnomes. At least, i assume that's who all those 42x30s are made for.
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Pope John Peeps II
07/06/09

@Hydroceph: Your husband is obviously a 90 pound pre-charles atlas kind of person because literally every fashionable mass-market store in the world makes clothes for skinny guys. As a large dude, this is true. Your husband is immensely skinny. Or a whiner.
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blix
07/06/09

@Hydroceph: 3 new pairs of 31" jeans suddenly are too big. This is a brand that I've bought for years. Older 31's from the same brand still fit. Hmmm.
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overunderover
07/06/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Amen. I was beginning to think that there was a moratorium on anything above a size 32" waist.
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kimsama
07/06/09

@Hydroceph: I feel ya, as another person with a "slender" husband. I usually have to wait until our annual Asia trip to buy him clothing. Back there he's a solid size medium, too, so the available clothes abound.
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spotted-dog
07/06/09

@Hydroceph: ahem, it's thin.

btw, i'm a thin guy and i love james jeans. they have some elastic stretchiness to them that makes them divine.
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Cicada
07/06/09

@Hydroceph: Not to crap all over your husband's suffering at having a reduced clothing selection, but here goes:

My husband is 6'9" and weighs 235 lbs. He has extremely broad shoulders and wears a size 14 shoe. His waist is 36-38", his inseam is 42". Don't even get me started on "Big & Tall" shops that should rightfully change their name to "Big & Wide", grrrr.

Be grateful, just sayin'.
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Hydroceph
07/06/09

@Cicada: It's the same thing, really. People aren't squat and fat can't find off-the-rack clothing.
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Hydroceph
07/06/09

@spotted-dog: Yep, that's what i hear whenever i use the "s" word. James Jeans. I'll have to check those out.
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BookishLookish
07/06/09

@Cicada: Come on, tell us about the *other* inseam measurements. Don't make us beg.
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Cicada
07/06/09

@BookishLookish: None of your beeswax ;)!
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Hydroceph
07/06/09

@BookishLookish: well, the lady did say her husband wore size 14 shoes, and you know what they say about guys with big feet...
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DennyCrane
07/06/09

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We should just all wear moo-moos.
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Hydroceph
07/06/09

@DennyCrane: How do you know we already aren't? This is the internet age, after all.
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Cicada
07/06/09

@DennyCrane: This.
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RheaPollstry
07/06/09

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My enormous gonads are really going to appreciate that four-way stretch. I'll bet it even lifts and seperates.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
07/06/09

@RheaPollstry: I'd see a doctor about those enormous gonads. Really.
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RheaPollstry
07/06/09

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I have and he was highly appreciative, believe me!
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
07/06/09

@RheaPollstry: Well then. I suppose as long as you can walk..
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Private Hangnail
07/06/09

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Why not just add an elastic waistband and comfort pleats?
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BadUncle
07/06/09

@Private Hangnail: I say bring us skinny track pants.
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