In the coming year, a number of both experienced legislators and relative neophytes will ask for your support as they seek election as President of United States. There is, however, only one candidate who truly deserves your vote: Cop and baby skunk with yogurt cup on head.
How drunk are you right now? Be honest. On a scale of one to I'm drunk as a skunk, how would you rate yourself? Here we have a photo of a skunk with its head stuck in a Miller Lite can. Does that look . . . familiar?
You may remember the sad case of Thomas Grant, a Pennsylvania man who last Halloween accidentally shot his 9-year-old cousin with a shotgun after confusing her skunk costume for a real skunk. On Monday, Grant pleaded no contest to charges of reckless endangerment and misdemeanor simple assault and avoided jail time.
Sometimes when you really put effort into making your Halloween costume realistic, you get compliments. "Wow, you really look like (blank)!" people might say. But other times, you might do too good of a job, and get mistaken for the real thing by a relative, who will then shoot you with a shotgun.
[A skunk, Stinktier Lavendel, finds its way out of a gift box at the Hanover Zoo in Germany today. Image via AP]
You would think playing with a skunk would have smelly consequences, but the risks are apparently worth it. Here, a baby skunk plays around in his caretaker's lap. Keep an eye out for an adorable (literal) foot-in-mouth moment at 00:50.
This prankster uses his handy skunk on a stick to frighten innocent park goers. Evidently, people do not like to be near skunks.
Getting tons of people to react the same way to a plush toy on a stick is highly rewarding. Watch this master class on harmless pranking.
