Samuel L. M.F. Jackson dropped by The Tonight Show to put into slam poetry the emotions we all felt in the '90s, when Boy fatefully met World. And also, Topanga. Topanga. Topanga. Topanga.

That dream you had where a black-turtlenecked Tom Hanks stands alone on a stage and recites a spoken-word poem about the classic TGIF sitcom Full House?

It's a fairly well-established fact that few things in life are better than bacon.