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DaveCrabtree
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
No, House and Cuddy can't ever have sex. Their sexual tension is what makes the show work. (She and Wilson can get jiggy, though. That would only increase the House/Cuddy tension.) The vaults of the networks are overflowing with shows that were great while the male and female leads fought and flirted and then became AWFUL after they hooked up. That event changes the dynamic of a show so much that either it has to become something new and different (NOT an easy thing for a network show to do) or it fails at being what it was.
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MyrtleWilloughby
05/12/09

@DaveCrabtree: I know we're all thinking of the end of season one of Anything but Love when Jamie Lee Curtis and Richard Lewis did it. Aren't we?
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DaveCrabtree
05/13/09

@MyrtleWilloughby: No, I never watched that show, but I've heard others say the same thing about it. I mentioned in a thread above that the show I was thinking most about was Moonlighting, maybe my favorite TV show of the '80s. The first two seasons were brilliant and groundbreaking and then it turned to shit, literally overnight after David and Maddie (Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepard) had done it.
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robotwaste
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
But did Maddy and David finally sleep with each other?
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DaveCrabtree
05/12/09

@robotwaste: Ha. Exhibit A for the point I make in the thread that immediately follows this one. Moonlighting was terrific until Maddy and David slept together; afterwards it was unwatchable. Same for Hawkeye and Hot Lips in MASH. There are many other examples.
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mfnher
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
Wilson's much sexier than House. No question.
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wry_bred
05/12/09

@mfnher: Except isn't it silly that he killed himself because he couldn't play Puck in the school production of Midsummer Night's Dream? Oh wait.
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allyzay
05/12/09

@mfnher: he looks like jake delhomme, noted internet chicken addict.
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Lizawithazee
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
And then House rolls over and looks at the snow globe by his bed, filled with tiny flakes of floating Vicodin. SPOILER ALERT!
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iplaudius
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
Cuddy as stripper in Season 4 finale. What can I say? I wanted to go make Jewish babies.

And I thought that House and Wilson were intimate, just that the physical intimacy was mediated by Amber. HA! Just kidding. (I don’t buy that neo-Freudian lit-crit crap.)
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Mr. Kim Gordons Panties
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
Yeah, thanks for putting the spoiler alert-AND THE SPOILER-on the front page.
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bytememehard
05/12/09

@Mr. Kim Gordons Panties: I though that was funny, myself. Anyway, now you have a free hour to read a book.
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Cindy Cardona
05/12/09

@bytememehard: Why is this always your response? Clearly your imagination has not been nourished enough by books, maybe you should take your own advice and quit being so judgmental.
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kimsama
05/12/09

@Cindy Cardona: By copying and pasting that response, bytememehard frees up a lot of time to devote to reading books.
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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
05/13/09

@bytememehard:

No, cause even if you only got to that part maybe House and Cutty have some wacko fetish which is revealed in the following episode, like they kiss and all and then House likes to be tied up and hit with vegetables all night!
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allyzay
05/12/09

In reply to OMG House Last Night!!
I WAS GOING TO WATCH THIS ON TIVO TONIGHT, AND I DIDN'T KNOW, THANKS FOR RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE ASSHOLE
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Pareene
05/12/09

@allyzay: WAHTEVER YOU SHOULD'VE JUST GUESSED BECAUSE HOUSE AND CUDDY WILL NEVER EVER DO IT UNTIL THE LAST EPSIODE BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE EXCEPT MAYBE THEY SLEPT TOGETHER ONCE BEFORE BACK IN COLLEGE OR SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN CLEAR TO ME
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allyzay
05/12/09

@Pareene: DUDE THEY TOTALLY SLEPT TOGETHER THIS WAS CLEARLY EXPLAINED NOT THAT LONG AGO WTF
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Aaron Altman
05/12/09

@allyzay: @Pareene: OMG YOU GUYS NEXT SEASON GREGORY SLEEPS WITH THIS.

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allyzay
05/12/09

@Aaron Altman: THAT IS SO HOT I WILL BE MASTURBATING TO THIS IMAGE ALL SUMMER LONG
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Aaron Altman
05/12/09

@allyzay: "UR STRAW HAIR TICKLES ME WILSON!" SAYS HOUSE IN THE SEASON PREMIERE.
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apocalypse-nowish
05/12/09

@allyzay: I THOUGHT THEY SLEPT TOGETHER LAST WEEK? I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW CLOTHES COMING OFF AS I TUNED IN TO WATCH 24. WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS A MUCH BETTER SHOW THAN HOUSE.
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allyzay
05/12/09

@apocalypse-nowish: AHH BUT THAT IS THE SPOILER!
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