· Steve Carell is attached to play the "bravest," "dumbest" soldier in Napoleon's army in The Adventures of Brigadier Gerard. History buffs, we're sorry to tell you this comedy is coming from the guys who wrote Blades of Glory. [Variety] · Fox has signed a seven-figure deal with Will Arnett, which includes the…

Not that I'm a huge late-stage Woody Allen fan (Matchpoint was horrendous. Come on. Be honest) but this is still sad: "Woody Allen's "Cassandra's Dream" is skipping the bigscreen and going direct to DVD in Germany after Constantin Film yanked the Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell drama from its theatrical lineup at…