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LOTS of People Want to BFF with Paris—She Swears You Guys!

Giant-footed reptilian invader Paris Hilton is denying reports that only a few trannies auditioned be on her upcoming reality show. And, no, she's not counting little Scotty Mouthbreather. From her MySpace page (Sic, sic on all of this!): "And just to clear up any misinformation you may have heard, there are NO open calls for the show! Everyone they invite has applied thru the site and they've picked out the best contenders to interview. With so many applications to go thru they are trying their utmost best to read and contact everyone from the official casting application." [HollyScoop] Full silly blog post after the jump. More »

3:27 PM on Sat Apr 12 2008
By ian spiegelman
1,446 views, 26 comments

Latest by ian spiegelman: @waitinformyman: Yeah, um, it was copy 'n' pasted from a myspace post that Paris wrote herself. more »