• 2008: year of the puke

    "Most of the damage happened after I passed out"

    On December 31st, Tracie Egan aka SlutMachine, a Jezebel writer and very well put-together woman (see photograph), hosted a party at her house. She even held a contest to be her date. We didn't go but apparently we missed some serious partying because today we got a very angry email/blog post. from her in which the phrase "passed out" "puked" and "Paypal" appear numerous times. Apparently her house is a mess. There's glitter on the floor, wine on the walls and a tampon on the couch. She needs help ($$$) cleaning up. As far as post-bacchanal pleas for renumeration go, this is tops and surely will be used as a template for other disgruntled party-throwers who happened to puke and pass out before someone spilled wine on their signed Dolly Parton poster. Now Egan is out $450, there's a hole in her wall and her "ass is really fucked up." Full tirade/plea/amazing artifact of our generation after the jump. More »
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    Comment by ChupaCaBrooklyn: @slut machine: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can read about cocks in all of my orifices, but that email... Guys, that... more » | Other threads

  • house party

    A Kegger In Williamsburg

    There are parties in New York not run by publicists, parties that don't promote perfumes. Tracie Egan (the artist formerly known as "Slut Machine") and Nikola Tamindzic went out in the field this weekend to a real party: A raging kegger in South Williamsburg. There, they discovered oddly-shaped hickeys, uptight douchebags and a lack of alcohol. And we learned a lot about the way we live now. Or did we? More »
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    Comment by VespaVirgin: I thought the kids used myspace for this sort of blog entry. more » | Other threads

  • potty girl

    Pete Wentz's Bar Is Full Of Dicks

    In the real New York, bar bathrooms serve as fitting rooms for trying on potential pairings, an all-important step before making that one-night commitment. Luckily for us, Slut Machine has been around all the blocks. In this occasional column, she rates which restrooms of N.Y.C.'s watering holes are best for non-traditional restroom activities. It's liberating watching someone express her sexuality so wholeheartedly!When I read Angels and Kings investor Jamison Ernest's comment about how he hopes people will have sex in his new bar's bathrooms, I couldn't help but view it as a challenge. More »
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    Comment by LadyChatterley: I love this Gawker backlash! Usually the commenters fall to their knees praising the (often humorless) rantings of the writer. more » | Other threads

  • news you can't use

    "Well, it finally happened. I farted during sex." [One D]

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  • talking smack about famous people you met

    Amy Winehouse's unsavory new husband owes our own Slut Machine 30 quid. [One D]

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  • potty girl

    K&M Bar Is For Rod Rails

    In the real New York, bar bathrooms serve as fitting rooms for trying on potential pairings, an all-important step before making that one-night commitment. Luckily for us, Slut Machine has been around all the blocks. In this occasional column, she rates which restrooms of N.Y.C.'s watering holes are best for non-traditional restroom activities. And then you call her a slut in the comments, you perceptive creatures you. More »
    06/01/07
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    Comment by ellagood: over 4,000 views and 50+ pissed off commenters? oh, yeah, potty girl is sure to get flushed.... just don't read it.... more » | Other threads

  • potty girl

    The Bathroom Of Cheap Shots

    In the real New York, bar bathrooms serve as fitting rooms for trying on potential pairings, an all-important step before making that one-night commitment. Luckily for us, Slut Machine has been around all the blocks. In this occasional column, she rates which restrooms of N.Y.C.'s watering holes are best for non-traditional restroom activities. More »
    05/04/07
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    Comment by slinkimalinki: "I IZ IN YOR BATHROOMZ, BEING TEDIOUS" more » | Other threads

  • slut machine

    Potty Girl: Enid's

    In the real New York, bar bathrooms serve as fitting rooms for trying on potential pairings, an all-important step before making that one-night commitment. Luckily for us, Slut Machine has been around all the blocks. In this occasional column, she rates which restrooms of N.Y.C.'s watering holes are best for non-traditional restroom activities. More »
    04/13/07
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    Comment by sheistolerable: When's she going to cover the bathrooms at Barney's? more » | Other threads

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