Perpetually enraged sex columnist Andrea Peyser declares (Jewish) Bernie Sanders “Anti-Semitic,” and contrasts him with Ivanka Trump, who “has given birth to three Jewish children, delighting the tykes’ grandfather.” But is Hillary Clinton a slut? We anxiously await Andrea’s ruling.
Swedish Teen Girls Riot Over Call for 'Sluts' on Instagram
Sweden: model liberal democracy, or teen social-media slut-riot hell? Today in Gothenburg, dozens of Swedish teens barricaded a high school, throwing bottles and attacking passers-by, over an anonymous Instagram account that had "asked for tips on sluts in Gothenburg." What the media refuses to tell you: Sweden is…
Why Is a National Review Writer Calling Immigrants 'Wetbacks'?
Everyone knows that conservative magazine National Review is not racist. Sure, it used to publish John "avoid concentrations of blacks" Derbyshire — but it's also treated race with sensitivity and restraint, as in this column about how President Obama isn't really black and this all-white symposium on black…
Katie Roiphe: Stop Calling Women Sluts (But Pinch Their Asses All You Want)
Sex troll Katie Roiphe has taken yet again to Slate to bravely and counterintuitively slay a liberal shibboleth about human sexuality. This time, she is reminding self-satisfied lefties that Rush Limbaugh isn't the only "slut shamer" on the block. Democrats shame sluts, too. Stop shaming them!
Andrea Peyser Is Against Rape (Allegations by Sluts)
We all know that frenetic tabloid sex oracle Andrea Peyser is strongly opposed to hussies, as well as sluts. But how does she feel about loose lying whores who cry rape as a way to cover up for their own loose, whorish behavior, and maybe they should have just never opened their legs for every man who says hello?…
JWoww's Stick-On Bikinis Are So Slutty, They Defy Physics
I do not understand the physics of JWoww's slutty new bikini line, which performs the heretofore unimaginable feat of being even sluttier than JWoww's slutty clothing line.
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Sluts
New York Post hot teen lesbian sex fetish correspondent Andrea Peyser is writing about bitches and sluts today. Yes, it is a Thursday. "Step away from the TV, bitches. It isn't safe." Those are actually in fact the first two sentences of Andrea's column today. But wait for the positive message!
Hilariously Dirty Used Car Ad Calls Tom Ford a Slut
Here's an ad for Canadian car dealership Dale Wurfel, which seems to be trying to sell used cars with a little (unauthorized) help from fashion designer Tom Ford. The tag line: "You know you're not the first. But do you really care?" When you put it like that, no, we don't!
Do You Have the Slutty Gene?
Do you have a lot of one-night stands? Affairs? Well, I bet your mom does too. No, really! I bet she does, because scientists say they've found a gene that's linked to promiscuity and uncommitted sex.
A Woman Slept with 1,000 Guys Because Sex and the City Told Her To
Hoping to emulate her favorite Sex and the City character Samantha Jones, Brit Christina Saunders just finished a decade-long quest to sleep with 1,000 men. We have nothing against being slutty, just don't blame it on TV! [NoTW, via]
Facebook Slut-Namer Faces Stalking Charges
The creator of a Facebook page listing the "100 Biggest Sluts" in an Australian town could be brought up on stalking charges. 60 of the 100 women named went to the police. The other 40 were off slutting, it's believed.
Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
Anna Wintour wants to stay out of the limelight, Lily Allen's friends talk trash, and Mel Gibson's girlfriend's unborn child is totally making her fat. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup!
Lower Back Tattoos Helping To Keep Poseurs Out Of Gene Pool
So you were kind of a wild girl in your mid-twenties, right? Crazy, but not too crazy? You'd date musicians, sure, but mostly jam band types? "Lezzed up" with your friends in bars, but only to impress the boys? And, of course, one drunken night you and a couple of your friends thought it would be so cute and sorta…
"Well, it finally happened. I farted during sex." [One D]
Gossip Roundup: Nicky, Like Paris, Likes Olsen Sloppy Seconds
- Page Six reports that Nicky is dating
JeffreyDavid Katzenberg, (ok, excuse us for not being smarter than Page Six. We've been doing this for a week. What's their excuse?) Dreamworks scion/AshleyMary-Kate Olsen ex. "They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together," reports an "LA spy." So it's only at,…
Story About Slutty Girls Gets Around
Breaking, from today's Post:
Thursgay Styles: Cinderella, She Seems So Easy
Writing the world's five thousandth piece about slutty Halloween costumes, Stephanie Rosenbloom shrugs her shoulders and offers up an acknowledgment that should pretty much accompany every Styles article:
Times Wants You To Keep Your Legs Crossed, Missy
Speaking of sluts, did you read that Stephanie Rosenbloom piece? Holy cats, there's a lot to grab on to there. While our favorite lines ("Like 'queer' and 'pimp' before it, the word slut seems to be moving away from its meaning as a slur. Or is it?" I don't know, Steph! Why don't you give me a couple hundred more…
