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The Time Has Come For Women To Buy Lasers

After much delay, the future has arrived. Everybody's buying lasers! And, everybody's hairless! If you guessed that these two things are related, you are probably an astute female consumer of laser hair removal services. But now that the world of science fiction is here, you don't have to sit around cold, impersonal cut-rate salons to have some young whippet blast the hair off your body with concentrated pulses of scalding light; you can do it in the comfort of your own home, with no training or safety at all! We can already anticipate the hilarious domestic violence battles that will end with a laser being drawn. Two consumer-targeted lasers, the Tria ($995) and the Silk'n ($800), are about to be launched [WSJ ($)]. Just one slight drawback: these lasers are sexist and racist! More »

9:24 AM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
7,868 views, 70 comments

Latest by Dorothy: Laser your own balls, then get back to me....if they are still attached and not molten, mutent, lava-like raisens, I'll consider it.@Furious George: more »