Pronunciations about the nature of snark are impossibly boring. I propose that we just lump all these high-minded analyses under the label "snarkolepsy."
You know who the first snarker was? The boy who told the Emperor he was naked. I don't understand why people can't understand the function of snark. It's the great eqaualizer against the back-scratching, log-rolling and that people use to get and keep positions of prominence in our society and the intentional amnesia and ignorance of those who glorify them solely because they hold positions of prominence.
And I hate crap like "To me...." It adds nothing, it's just ego, ego, ego.
@formerly it takes a lot to laugh: I made a resolution a few years ago to totally stop saying things like 'To me...' and 'In my opinion,...' because I had a brief paroxysm of feminism and had read that only women do that and it makes us sound wishy-washy.
So am now throwing out that belief in a brief paroxysm of misogynism, since John there is doing it. To me, when people say to me, and, in my opinion, it is now my opinion that, to me, it is usually not something he or she made up but something he or she read. So not in reality, "to me."
@jaxdesert: I forced myself to stop saying "I feel like..." when making observations in my literature classes, when I realized that this was almost an exclusively female habit. But "to me" doesn't bother me when used correctly, to make it clear that one is stating a personal opinion, rather than a statement of fact.
I think people tend to use it to weaken their own arguments and present themselves as humble and unassuming. But I hadn't considered the fact that some people use it to pretend that they'd thought of things they hadn't really thought of. Interesting point.
@metoometoo: When I started prefacing announcements of my own baseless opinions with "I suspect" and "Apparently," people finally gave me the amount of intellectual respect that I deserved.
Which exact amount that is, I leave to your imagination. I feel like.
ENCORE actually had two celeb-skewering songs on it: "Just Lose It" (the song and video mocked Michael Jackson, Madonna, Pee Wee Herman, Bad Santa and, most interestingly, Eminem himself) and "Ass Like That" (the one where he sang about Hilary Duff, Mary Kate Olson, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey while singing in the voice of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog).
It's interesting that he got Bobby Lee to costar in this, because the whole thing came off as a "Mad TV" satire of an Eminem video. The pop-culture references seem fresh and kind of funny the first time you see it on a Saturday night, then old and stale when they rerun the episode another 200 times.
I thought "Crack a Bottle" was his first single. If it's not, someone needs to inform my local top 40 station, who are doing their damndest to drive us all nuts by playing it a million times a day.
I've always been confused by the praise this guy has gotten over the years. It seems like every time he takes a dump people line up to blow him for being so original, witty and clever!
Fucking seriously? Some of his work has been alright and all...but what am I not getting?
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now: they used2 be rich and we still have our snark
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And I hate crap like "To me...." It adds nothing, it's just ego, ego, ego.
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So am now throwing out that belief in a brief paroxysm of misogynism, since John there is doing it. To me, when people say to me, and, in my opinion, it is now my opinion that, to me, it is usually not something he or she made up but something he or she read. So not in reality, "to me."
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I think people tend to use it to weaken their own arguments and present themselves as humble and unassuming. But I hadn't considered the fact that some people use it to pretend that they'd thought of things they hadn't really thought of. Interesting point.
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Which exact amount that is, I leave to your imagination. I feel like.
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Psychology needs to shut up because it's getting in the way of my Twittering.
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Roger Ebert's Journal
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Fucking seriously? Some of his work has been alright and all...but what am I not getting?
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