New York Times Style Section Probably Written by Real Old-Timey Guy

Maybe the thing about the New York Times Style section is that it's actually written by some old-timey man who just arrived here in a time machine from old-timey days.
Kanye West Calls Out Fan for Giving Him Fake Sneakers To Autograph
"These are not real, though," Kanye West recently told a fan when presented with a pair of the rapper/designer/overall creative's Air Yeezy sneakers to autograph. (In the video, he seems to be finishing autographing them as he's saying this.)
Skechers Now Sending Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
A new class of debonair Jay Gatsbys has emerged to instant wealth (and, presumably, inevitable tragedy) this week, as the Federal Trade Commission began parceling out $40M in checks to idiotic lazy boneses all over this great land. Office workers; toll booth operators; big boned teen girls with body types that might…
Skechers Will Refund Your Money Since It Tricked You into Buying Ugly Shoes
All your friends laughed at you when you bought magic sneakers you thought would transform you into Kate Upton while you sat around and watched TV, but who's laughing now that Skechers has agreed to pay out $40 million in refunds to those poor saps like yourself who bought the shoes and their claims, hook, line, and…
Nike Is Sorry It Named Some Sneakers After a Violent Paramilitary Group
Nike apologized today after it received criticism for branding a pair of (pretty sweet-looking) limited edition sneakers "Black and Tans," in honor of St. Patrick's Day.
Marty McFly Isn't Here, But You Can Check Out His Auto-Lacing Shoes
Still bummed you fell for the Back to the Future today-is-the-day-Marty-McFly-traveled-to hoax? Console yourself with DIY auto-lacing shoes inspired by Back to the Future 2. It's no hoverboard, but it's lazy, which is what the future is all about. [Make]
