Click to viewWhat does former Senator Alan Simpson (R - Wy.), co-chair of President Obama's deficit-reduction commission, think about "kids these days"? So glad you asked!

You know how you're always going on about how Snoop Dogg, Ted Williams and Warren G should all be involved in a retro-style dating show that's really just a commercial for phones? Well, non-existent person, the Internet heard you.

Larry King sold his suspenders. Anderson Cooper and Sanjay Gupta saved young Haitians. And Jessica Yellin made a terrible earthquake-related pun. Welcome to the strangest night yet of CNN's unrelenting prime-time Haiti coverage.

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