Yesterday, May 4, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy - Liechtenstein was suddenly and deliberately attacked by Switzerland. Using fireworks or something. Wimp-ass motherfuckers.
Sure, my CEO friends and I are just here to see the show. What did you think, we came to deposit tens of millions worth of bonuses in Swiss accounts so we can hide it from Barack Obama? That's crazy talk!
@leonleonleon: You put your pencil on a tank and then push down with your finger so that it slides across the page and hits somebody else's tank? Yeah, that was almost as fun as the elbow sex we had during math.
Down in Hot-lanta when it snows (typically 1-3 inches), everyone runs to the store and buys all the milk and bread and the schools are closed. I know how to drive in snow, but it's not like my boss knows that. Also the local channel camps out under all the overpasses and then plays video with a flashing nuclear danger symbol of cars sliding around. I don't like to miss that.
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We have a snow gap with the Chinese. #china
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Wow... Tom Bosley, Christopher Plummer... Executives in charge: The Weinsteins. I think we've found it. #china
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Oh Richard, *sigh* you're captioning in your sleep now, right?
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Also the local channel camps out under all the overpasses and then plays video with a flashing nuclear danger symbol of cars sliding around. I don't like to miss that.